(Click MORE INFO for transcript. And sorry for the sound being out of sync... I uploaded this clip twice, and the sound was screwy both times.)
Meany: Hello again, folks... Last time, Sweetie asked me to use my Xtranormal programming skills to give her a boob job. I gave it a try, and accidentally made her really fat. Since then I've tinkered with her programming and she's lost a lot of weight. But... we still have a tiny problem.
Sweetie: Oh, a "tiny problem." Is that supposed to be funny? Because I ain't laughing.
Meany: Sweetie, try to stay calm.
Sweetie: I'm a freaking Barbie doll, thanks to you! Change me back right now, or I'm gonna climb up on a stool and kick you in the nuts.
Meany: Look, I'm doing the best I can.
Sweetie: Well, your best sucks a big pile of ass! The last few hours have been like a bad acid trip. For a while I was just one big boob, then I had boobs all over the place, then you turned me into a freaking puddle... I was a pink puddle of Sweetie! Admit it, you have no idea what you're doing.
Meany: Please, just be quiet and let me concentrate... I think I've got this figured out. If I just tweak your verticals, that should do the trick.
Sweetie: It better. If it doesn't, I'm gonna climb down your throat and use your pancreas for a punching bag.
Meany: You know, they used to say little girls should be seen and not heard.
Sweetie: Bite me.
Meany: Why would I wanna bite you? You're so tiny, you're not worth biting. You got less meat than a chicken wing.
Sweetie: You're the one who's got nothing worth biting, you old fool.
Meany: Look, just keep quiet and let me do this... Computer, access Sweetie character model and reset scale to 996.1782. (Pull back to see that Sweetie has become a giant.) Oh, crap... Computer, undo previous change. (Buzzing sound as the command doesn't work. Sweetie doesn't change.)
Sweetie: (Giant voice.) Sweetie MAD.
Meany: Come on, look on the bright side... You wanted big boobs, I gave you really, really big boobs!
in the end, some day, you'll find yourself drawing the 300 images needed to have Sweetie and Meany hug :)
mcasual 2 years ago
Oh, Jeez, don't give me any ideas... Sometimes I'll think of something and I just HAVE to do it, but then I'll realize it'll take me hours to figure out the darn special effects. I love Xtranromal, but the limitations can really complicate the simplest stuff.
MsUrsulaHitler 2 years ago
lol, that was great.
ghrocker99661 2 years ago
Glad you liked it!
MsUrsulaHitler 2 years ago
I love this.
melingerer 2 years ago
Thanks!
MsUrsulaHitler 2 years ago