Putin Judo

Russian President Vladimir Putin has a black belt in Judo.

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[timourkh]

I live in both countries and experience both first hand. Where do you get your info?

[timourkh]

Ok, let's see "bolshet" you're saying? The growth of beaurocratic corruption on every level, total collapse of judicial system, systematic violation of human rights, police brutality, decrease of foreign investments year-to-year, higher reliance on oil and gas exports than any other sector, total collapse of educational system, continued mass export of best Russian scientists and engineering human capital, dramatic decrease of small and midsize businesses. That what "bolshet" is. IDIOT

[timourkh]

@xomiakas: Explain yourself

[timourkh]

Putin is one of the most terrible things that ever happened to my country. It saddens that people don't understand this.

[JacksRectum]

here are some facts about putin:

- putin killed 10 men with bare hands in vietnam.

- by age 12, putin had already impregnated 43 women.

- putin was the first man in space.

- the oxford dictionary has revised the definition for the word "badass": putin.

- putin once carried 10 orphans out of a burning orphanage.

- putin taught chuck norris the roundhouse-kick.

[2000Rust]

Какой, все же, интересный менталитет и характер у русского человека: сами мы можем до потери сознания хаять эту страну, быть недовольными президентом, завидовать американцам, которые живут в стране "для людей", называть их своими друзьями и говорить "да они такие же как мы - мир, дружба", но как только они, американцы, начинают издеваться над нашей страной или президентом, то возникает острое желание послать подальше и дать в морду :)))

[umewo1213]

やっぱり、プーさんはいいな。日本の首相になって欲しいぐらいだ­わ。さすがＫＧＢの出身だわな。

[ilya0713]

@TheLoveRussia ordinary logic or Mosokovskogo zhidyary Petersburg. Wake up the child at all institutions is not enough! Let's all get higher education and will sit in their offices! I wonder who would then build us such surgeries? And who will feed us? Do you think the bread grows on trees? NO NO fucking combiners your family will be left without BREAD !!!!!! there is a class of people in this country who do not appreciate, but at whose expense it exists! That's what I'm talking about!

[ilya0713]

@TheLoveRussia обычная логика мсоковского или питерского жидяры. Очнись дитя на всех институтов не хватит! Давайте все вместе получим высшее образование и будем сидеть по кабинетам! Интересно кто тогда построит нам столько кабинетов? и кто же будет нас кормить? Ты думаешь хлеб на деревьях растёт?! НЕТ БЕЗ ГРЕБАННОГО КОМБАЙНЕРА ТВОЯ СЕМЬЯ ОСТАНЕТСЯ БЕЗ ХЛЕБА!!!!!!существует класс людей который в этой стране не ценят,но за счет которого она сущевствует! ВОТ О ЧЕМ Я ТОЛКУЮ!!!

[ilya0713]

I am an ordinary Russian guy. In Russia, most ordinary people like me do not like Putin and his government do not trust. None of my relatives, friends, acquaintances, did not go to the previous elections. I do not know who chooses the president in Russia, but certainly not the people of this country. Life is good in this country only to residents of Moscow and St. Petersburg and other cities and territories live in shit.

[tatsutobacco]

@sangwria

Or rather, I wanna be strangled by him.

[theatlantisrise]

In Soviet Russia, black belt earn YOU!

[klusekpl]

just imagine - the kid has to throw Obama as well and that would make him an ultimate badass

[tankobokiboji166]

i bought his book 『Учимся дзюдо с Владимиром Путиным』

[Agnostic72]

@JacksRectum

What about...

- When Putin wants to do push-ups, Chuck Norris does them for him.

- Putin doesn't do exercise. He intimidates it into existence.

- The expresion "bad ass" shat in its pants when Putin walked into the room.