百聽不厭!香港人咁樣同孔慶東開年!打孔慶東小人! 人人有份!

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Uploaded by on Jan 23, 2012

范太: 港府「冇盡責」 曾蔭權 雙非罪人:
http://www.hkreporter.com/talks/thread-1470420-1-1.html

年初三赤口香港人教孔慶東講廣東話:屌哪咪!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuJrjlLWZaE
國語版:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syblBV71f3s
廣東話版:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCPZwis2ZJg
英文版:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJnPwK8v-Fs

打孔慶東小人:

(廣東話)

打你隻賤狗孔慶東
打到你生癌又中風
七孔流血又流膿
晚晚被姦發惡夢
早D釘蓋死入籠
周身痕癢兼頭痛
俾人打劫俾刀捅

打你隻賤種王八蛋
打到你白痴眼坦坦
變啞變聾又變盲
嘴巴發炎又潰爛
發瘟發霉又發冷
患上肺炎及癲癇
山頭野嶺俾狗姦

打你隻孔門大話精
打到你自慰冇射精
俾人炒魷又判刑
死死自氣將錯認
俾狗追到上山嶺
驚到癡呆生絕症
當街俾人係咁丙

打你隻口臭賤種狗
打到你周身生毒瘤
五官出血係咁流
脷根癡埋一舊舊
愛滋淋病樣樣有
病到入院冇得救
當街俾狗咬賓周

(國語)

打你個白痴賤叫獸
被人解僱當小偷
路上跌倒傷了頭
當眾被打又出醜
一生一世被詛咒

打你個中共狗崽子
喝尿吃糞生病死
中風患癌患艾滋
胡言亂語罪惡極
變成賤種狗娼妓

打你個北大爛學棍
早下地獄兩腳伸
今生來世不是人
皮膚發炎又出疹
早點失業沒得混

同孔教授上课: (粵語的優點)
http://www.hkreporter.com/talks/thread-1464721-1-1.html
大陸人遊香港10大行為規範:
http://www.hkreporter.com/talks/thread-1465168-1-1.html
一首被大陸禁了的好歌~請大家欣賞:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1EEM1_L2bBQ

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  • 年初三赤口香港人教孔慶東講廣東話:屌哪咪!  ^_^ ^_^

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  • 大家留意一下廣東話與普通話的分別,我哋粵語係有8個音,而刨東­瓜只有4個,較為單調及冇咁好聽,冇咁富音樂感! 孔慶東呢D狗屎『叫獸』,根本唔識欣賞廣東話的長處,企圖用共產­黨的高壓手段來打壓我哋嘅母語廣東話!

  • 其他三語歌曲請按『顯示更多』內連結!

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  • 除左廣東話, 有邊種語言毒得黎可以咁有音樂色彩?

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  • 好劲啊!

  • 300like

  • 鬧得絕 佢抵死 正!!

  • 好毒呀!!!!

  • You're so funny! It takes a lot of talents to wrote something like this.

  • 打得好,打得妙.打到孔狗常頼尿 !

  • 廣東話果part好聽好多

  • (`皿 ´ #)

  • 呢個正呀!背熟後用黎打佢小人一流呀!

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