2007-07-16 Opie and Anthony: "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry" and Other Awful Movie Posters
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My aunt showed me and her younger daughter Milk Money when I was over at her house once, when I was in like kindergarten or something. The only thing I remember is my mom asking why the hell she'd show us that, hopefully I'll remember being molested soon so I can use it as masturbation fuel.
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I remember the trailer for milk money was on my vhs of batman returns (I think) and it was honestly the first time in my life I saw a trailer for a movie and instantly hated it
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lol I didn't know what Nick Nolte movie he was talking about. I googled it. I remember being pissed off when I saw it too.
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chuck and larry was very enjoyable.
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@HeLovesCulture I only remember walking by the TV as my mom - who is a glutton for this drivel - was watching it, and that line made me want to projectile vomit.
I have nothing against love stories, but these awful Hollywood "Just add water" ones piss me off.
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"C'mon dad! Get in a relationship cuz mom's dead or somethin'!"
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The milk money poster is just as enraging as the video cover. It really looks like they just took cutouts of the actors and pasted them on a white background. Then they added a few pairs of kid's hands on Ed Harris's bottom. UGH.
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I love experimental/avant-garde jazz bands, but I couldn't give a shit for the mainstream jazz the radio loves to play.
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mom's dead...or something
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Ol' giraffe neck Norton
God damn I hate Milk Money. There this one terrible sappy line about "Where can you touch a woman that drives her crazy...her heart."
EKCH!!!
TomMSTie 2 years ago 26
I'm with ya, Ant! The worst are the ones where two people are supposed to be lovers, but on the poster/cover, the bigger star is looking at the camera (i.e. making eye contact with YOU) while their less-famous co-star is looking at the bigger star. Example: While You Were Sleeping. It's such contrived BS -- they're trying to get you to emotionally connect with the bigger star, so they have them look at you to try to make that connection. Fuck you, Hollywood!
johnclavis 2 years ago 20