So You've Decided to Hire an Escort

The title says it all!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Escort
• Prostitute
• Prostitution
• Sex
• Transsexual
• Comedy
• Funny
• How-to
• SP

[TheTruthfulAsshole]

High End escorts that charge $300+ an hour are usually very attractive, you get to choose so obviously you'll pick the best one for you.

They are clean and if you can find a private escort they usually only do one client a day.

The high end escorts end 70+ thousand a year in TAX free cash, so they do live pretty good.

I'd rather save up and get one of those than a cheap one, cheap escorts are agency escorts that charge less than $200 an hour, that's risky.

[sglibrarian]

My friend hired an Escort and the motor blew up 3 times over the life of the car.

Crappy Ford 1.9L motors!

[Shiryuk0]

Here in New Zealand, prostitution is LEGAL.

You can see it advertised in somplaces and they fully state words like sex, which in the states is illegal i think. I'm 16 and I'm already a regular to visit 'Honey'. (age of consent here is 16)

So come on down and hang around, here in NZ.

p.s avoid Asian escorts, they are known to do things like switch girls.

[jayhawk88z]

@NguyenVanThock2185 Utah LOL

[kassandramd]

@MrBOPESquad2 sounds like you're still in highschool. No wonder you had to call escorts, poor lonely guy:(:(

[kassandramd]

@rezakhalilzada dude looks like you need to go back to school and learn how to spell. Maybe even learn about womens rights along the way. Naw you're probably too stupid for school, lol.

[kassandramd]

@MrBOPESquad2 omg that's so true diet coke really keeps me awake on those late nights! Thank goodness mcdonalds is open 24 hours I get a nice icy one:):)

[rezakhalilzada]

@kassandramd stfu you fuking whore, get bak to yur kitchen and yur fegrading life.. Btw no one truly loves yu, yur just an object to men.

Keep tellin yurself ur bf loves yu...

[kassandramd]

@MrBOPESquad2 you think you are clever don't you? Just another stereotype. I don't see anyone who is 50 or over. Attractive escorts can pick and choose age, race and social class of her clients and choose what they are willing to do. You probably wouldn't be able to be so picky since ur likely one ugly motha******

[kassandramd]

I'm gorgeous, a solid 9, drug free, don't smoke, and nobody "wanks" in my mouth. There are ways to verify legitimacy. Stereotypes are null because they will never fit everyone. As far as labels and morality, if you MEN could escort, you would, so get over it and hand me some cash;)

[Decktrio]

@MrBOPESquad2 "escorting" is legal. Just because you've encountered prostitutes calling themselves escorts, doesn't mean you should spread false rumors about real escorts. A real escort will provide you with a date for functions (usually work functions), because no other woman/man wants to go out with you. ;-)