The Cuddle Party Diet - Does Cuddling Lead to Weight Loss?
by Reid Mihalko and Marcia Baczynski
For those of you who ate to much this Thanksgiving or who are already strategizing a New Year's resolution to counteract all the holiday sweets, you may want to try the latest thing: a new weight-loss plan called the "Cuddle Party Diet." It's fantastic. You make new friends, get some affection, and leave feeling relaxed and elated. What could be better?
Humorous though it may sound, it could be true. A number of recent studies have indicated that cuddling may actually help you lose weight. But how can that be?
It all goes back to a chemical your body makes called oxytocin. The "cuddle hormone," as it's known, is released when people are physically affectionate with each other. In addition to counter-acting stress (which causes weight-gain), oxytocin curbs impulsive cravings for things like sweets. Plus, its release in your body makes you feel like you're on cloud nine. Now, this study was done on lab mice, who, as far as we know, did not attend any Cuddle Parties, but the study corroborates some unofficial findings that we've been keeping under wraps here at Cuddle Party Headquarters: Cuddling helps you lose weight!
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axwhole 2 months ago
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axwhole 2 months ago
Who cares about swingers if we go good for us, if we don't who cares stupid radio people they need to get some, but first they need viagra. they sound that they whant to go but they can't so funny LOL.
tcs77769 3 months ago
What exactly is wrong with the radio guys? Have they never gone to a dance party without the intention of having sex with someone? Now that's weird. Or maybe I am old-fashioned. Maybe they just say that publicly, and in fact have been to one and have secretly enjoyed it! If so, good for them, but their scorn is pitiful.
moryciej 4 months ago
Yeash...they should call this a BLUE BALLS PARTY.
hipstermi 1 year ago
@twobruis cold water hardens the arteries, lose weight but gain heart trouble, hot water however does have a correlation to producing oxytocin especially if you bathe in it. Touching also activates the hormone.
MrDoublehappy 1 year ago
These radio hosts are idiots. Cuddle parties are completely non-sexual. It's more like a counselling session. Everyone hugs each other, in the same non-sexual way that you hug your family.
scotty123123 2 years ago
these djs are absolute pervs....they cannot see anything but sex
anona72 2 years ago 2
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AJIT4SWINGERS 2 years ago
Good . But I lost over 30 lb in one month using weight loss plan from LSWEIGHT(.)INFO
I'm lost 5kg per month without doing any exercises just drinking cold water and i'm not eating supper and no chocolates ice cream and other shit it's really working you must try :D
twobruis 3 years ago