Songs for Your Girlfriend Part 1: The Next Step

I've now been with my current girlfriend for quite a while, so I've been thinking about taking our relationship to the next step. It's a tough question to ask, so I thought it best to put it in a song.

In Part 2 I'll tell you what she thought of it!




Oh baby girl I love you so much
I cannot, express it, no.
And I know how much our relationship has blossomed
And I want it to grow, even more so,
To impress it, here's a little ditty
I've worked up the courage to sing to you
In hope of taking our relationship, to the next level
And I hope you'll say I do

So baby, what are your thoughts on getting maaa-
nage a trois-ed
That's two girls and moi, you can pick the,
positions I cannot think of one
That would not be fun, in a threesome.

But it's okay if you feel a little, uncomfortable
If you want we could start with, a blow up doll
Or I could even leave you out, completely and I'd
Just do it with two new girls, discretely, but only because:
I love you!

So baby, listen to my thought of pure brilliance,
Another girl's presence will not, be a hindrance,
This is out of love and will just add some substance,
A chance for new talents, and maybe, and maybe, and maybe

Maybe with another girl I'll, actually come for once.

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[aqualeon1]

i sang that to my girl friend and she dumped me >:( jkjkjkjjk hahaha ur a good guitar player hahahaha

[ibrews]

@aqualeon1 haha thanks, I sang this to my girlfriend at an open mic, and then a bunch of other girls performed after me and sang 'RESPECT'. The end.

[RockerzRUs2009]

i need a tab for the intro before the words, it sounds amazing, not tht the rest dont, but the intro is like AWESOME

if u made it plz tab it 4 me, and if not then put a link in the description plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :D:D

5/5

[ibrews]

hey man, I've never really tabbed before, but it's a pretty simple progression with the open chords for G (plus 3rd fret on the B-string), D and Em.

Start by plucking the bass note and high e string for the chord, then fingerpick the G, B, and high e string, sometimes hammering on or pulling off notes from the D chord formation. Hope that helps!

[PAINKILLER7553]

Like count Dracula  with a guitar :)))

[wingchunmanful]

u can play guitar u juss cant sing work on that

[Gavanization]

haha! funny

[iS4LiFELi]

@cjrok17 atleast u tried lol ...

[cjrok17]

my nuts hurt...i actually sang this too her...lets just say heels plus nuts are a horrible combination

[davidgrabarczyk]

nice singing

[forcasting97]

you kinda look like someone who haunts peoples dreams

[fatfish5]

no offense but you cant sing very goood