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LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It (Parody) "Gassy and I'm Bloated"

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Uploaded on Dec 20, 2011

http://www.SmoothE.tv
Official store: http://www.SmoothE.tv/store

Download the song: https://market.android.com/details?id....
Produced and performed by Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E
Written by Eric Schwartz and Jacob Goldstein
Music by Eric Schwartz, Gregg Cash and Sean Winchester

CREW
Executive Producer: Eric Schwartz (http://www.SmoothE.tv)
Director/Cinematographer: Snehal Patel (http://www.fearlessproductions.tv)
Artistic Director: Desiree V. Castro (http://www.youtube.com/dezproductionz)
Editors: Geeta Malik, Eric Schwartz, Snehal Patel
1st AD: Andrew Turner
Assistant Camera: Eric Lombart
Don Abernathy: Grip
Production Coordinator: Christina Shams

CAST
Robot: Nick Guerra (http://www.suckerpunchcomedy.com)
Rabbi: Jacob "Bagel" Goldstein (www.youtube.com/user/bagelsnlox)
B-Girl: Desiree V. Castro (http://www.youtube.com/dezproductions)
Pretty Boy: K-Von (http://www.kvoncomedy.com)
Rollerblader: Adam Ray (http://www.youtube.com/adamray24)
Date Girl: Joanne Scorcia (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?i...)
Reporter: Michael Yo (http://www.michaelyo.com)
Hot Bookstore Lady: Jodi Miller (http://www.jodimillercomedy.com)
Hat Guy: Johnny Roque (http://www.johnnyroque.com)
Menu Guy: Eric Lombart (http://www.facebook.com/eric.lombart)

LYRICS
When I walk on by, fireworks go off like 4th July
I try to be discreet, blame it on the dog, no it wasn't me.
I'm so flammable, like the pilot light went out on the stove
It's Smooth-E, with the gaseous flow
Can I use your bathroom? You should just say no.

Bubbles in my tummy (x4)
It slipped out
Bubbles in my tummy (x4)
They clear out

When I walk in the spot, get away from me
There's an evil alien livin' inside of me
What started out as food has turned into explosions
I'm gassy and I'm bloated.

When I'm at the mall, Panda Express just sets me off
When I'm at the beach, I killed a seagull when I fan my cheeks
When you see me squint, I'm makin' white pants into an animal print
When I go on a date, yo I still get nervous
I can only blend in at the zoo or circus

Bubbles in my tummy (x4)
So watch out
Bubbles in my tummy (x4)
They pass out


When I walk o n my yacht out in waikiki
Everyone jumps into the shark-infested sea
I escape in the life boat and ain't even got to row it
(Why?)
I'm gassy and I'm bloated.

Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, fan
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, fan
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, fan
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, fan, fan
Do the jiggle-fan
Do the jiggle-fan
Now do a couple more courtesy fans

I'm gassy and I'm bloated

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  • newlgh

    I can't get over how much you look like Redfoo. Have you had any contact with him since this and Baldilocks?

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  • Eric Schwartz

    No, but I've heard through the grapevine that LMFAO has seen this. And possibly experienced it...?

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  • EarthScholar

    Man that is so funny! I laughed so hard my cheeks hurt.

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  • Eric Schwartz

    Which cheeks? Sorry, I had to...

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  • LOLawesomness

    I'm fapping and I know it...

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  • hedi2009tina

    Foll cras

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    Cool

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    my name is

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  • levi fischer

    stouped !!!

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  • Emily Kearns

    You can't just dance around in your birthday suit.

    It's an illegal exposion.

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  • annababe30

    Why have I not seen this until now! Smooth E... the hottest man alive!

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  • kayla325fh

    Wow who does that

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  • Emily Kearns

    "I'm Naked And I Know It"

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  • Cecilia Rodriguez

    Hahahahahahaha cool! Congrats!

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