Connecticon 2008 Hellsing skit

This is the skit i directed, wrote, sang, and acted in at CTcon in 2008. Im the one playing Police Girl. we didnt win an award this year, but im pretty sure the skit was enjoyed by the audience. special thanks to Josh for lending me his voice!

Alucard: The Demon Vampire of Hellsing

Attend the Tale of Alucard
Retold as a dark and vengeful bard.
What happens next - well that's the play
And he wouldn't want me to give it away.
Alucard; the Demon Vampire of Hellsing

Attend the tale of Alucard.
He served as my dark and vengeful guard.
He took the lives of undead men, who never thereafter were heard of again.
He chose a path few vampires trod.
Did Alucard.
The demon vampire of Hellsing.

They all deserve to die.
Tell you why, Sir Integra, tell you why.
Out of all who feed off the human race, Sir Integra
There are two kinds of Vamps and only two
There're the ones who know there proper place
And the other who should be shot in the face
And that is just what I intend to do.

It looks as though you're about to retire.
You're bleeding's increased, it looks awful dire.
But let me propose before you expire.
With just one bite I could be your sire.

*gasps * yes..

Pretty woman, Lays there dying.
Soon you'll join me, and leave the living.
Pretty woman, Pretty Woman, yes!
Pretty Woman! Drink!
Pretty woman!
Pretty woman! *bites *

Mischief! Mischief! Mischief...

Seems a downright shame...

Shame?

Seems an awful waste...
So much blood in his frame
Wot's 'is name has...
Had... *Drinks from corpse's wrist *
Has!

Alucard: oh Police Girl, what a charming notion 1.10-1.21 sec
Police Girl: Well, it does seem a waste...

Alucard: Eminently practical And yet appropriate as always!
Police Girl: It's an idea...

Alucard: and Police Girl, how I've lived without you all these years, I'll never know!

What is that?

It's priest. Have a little priest.

Is it really good?

Sir, it's too good, at least!
Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh, so it's pretty fresh.

Awful lot of fat

Only where it sat

Haven't you got poet or something like that?

No you see the trouble with poet is how do you know it's deceased? Try the priest!

The history of the world, my sweet --

Oh, Alucard,
Ooh, Alucard,
What does it tell?

Is who gets eaten, and who gets to eat!

And, Alucard,
Too, Alucard,
We'll go to hell!

But fortunately we're already dead
So we'll bite anyone

We'll drink anyone

We'll eat anyone

At all!

Category:

Film & Animation

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[SmarticalOne]

Now THIS is what Hellsing would look like on Broadway. And do I detect AlucardxSeras in the lyrics?

Pretty cool skit all the same. Good job!

[eeveeshayna]

Thanks!

Yeah, is is a bit of a slash. One of the reasons I chose to pair Hellsing with Sweeney is because they are actually really similar. Mrs Lovette loves Sweeney, but he really doesn't return the feelings. And that is the same relationship Seras has with Alucard. Also, Alucard loves his personalized guns, just like Sweeney loves his razors. I was going to have him sing "these are my friends.." but I had a three minute limit and couldn't fit it in.

[XXKanameLoverXX]

I love this skit. I'm doing it a little differently for my Drama Camp play.

[eeveeshayna]

Glad to hear I've inspired ^_^

[XXKanameLoverXX]

was the skit pre recorded??

[eeveeshayna]

The audio was pre recorded. If you look, Alucard is played by a girl but the voice is male.

[HunterSquareHippy]

lol this was fangtastic ^_^

[LtBriJMAC]

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[RukisxGoldxPants]

love it. I wish I had thought of this!

btw, thanks a bunch for including the lyrics. the audio is kind of hard to understand.

[lunabelle0]

that was pretty good singing

[Killer9White9Wolf]

How does the lady run off the stage in those heels? I would totally fall and kill myself!!

[rebecca6237]

what the fuck

[XXKanameLoverXX]

I didn't see that Alucard was played by a girl.