Yiddish Language Joke Session
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We should start using the talmud for toilet paper.
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It's also funny because the translator, my good friend Eugene, looks like he has heard these jokes thousands of times already.
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he is better than good he is great
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These guys are great, if you look at the young guy with the curly hair and glasses that is S0-Called a really great modern Jewish musical genius.
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Git!
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oy! reminds me of my cousin sammy!
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OY! Reminds me of my beloved zedei. Thank you
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Sara: "Do you want to call that anti-semi, Evanoff Petro?"
David: "Yes. that's the one I want. Evanoff Petro."
Sara: "Does that mean that you secretly converted to Christianity?"
David: "No, but it makes no sense to call the Rabbi at such a miserably cold night."
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In a small town in Poland or in the Ukraine, it was 30 below zero, there was a snowstorm, it was in the middle of the night, midnight, David called his wife:
David: "Sara, I feel this is the end of my life, I am on my last minutes of my life. Do you want to call a pastor or a priest for me?"
Sara: "You must mean a Rabbi."
David: "No."
its make no sens to call the rebe in such misurble weather...
i love it!
odokokan 4 years ago 5
Reb Bartel- soltz leben bis hundert un zvantig! (Mr. Bartel - you should live to be 120!) Beautiful Yiddish jokes so well told!
My beloved late great-aunt Ester, originally from Kalisz, Poland, was a great story-teller. I loved to listen to her incredible Yiddish jokes - she told them so well - until my sides hurt and I begged her to stop!
srosenbach 3 years ago 3