Super Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Part 2

Due to a lot of requests this is part 2 of Super Cheesy Pick-Up Lines. Some are from You Tubers whom left comments on Part 1.

1) Hey~ What's up girl. How have you been. Wow you look so beautiful. It's me. It's me. From your dreams. I'm your knight in shining armor.

2) Yo Yo Yo Yo YO Oh~ Ahn Nyung Ha Sae Yo~ Honey~

3) You are as sweet as 3.14(Pi)

4) If I had a garden, I would put your tulips and my tulips together.

5) You have nicer legs than an isosceles triangle.

6) When you have pimples on your forehead that means someone likes you. See all those pimples on your forehead? That's me baby~

7) Can you promise me something? If I kiss you...promise me... you won't scream.

8) *sniff sniff* Do you smell that? You smell like trash. Do you mind if I take you out?
Line by:
http://www.youtube.com/xonexcoolxgirlx

9) Wait a minute...Your beauty has caused my heart to lag.

10) You are like pinkberry yogurt. So sweet and no fat.

11) If I was a duck I would quack every time I saw a beautiful swan. Quack~ Quack~

12) Me~OW~~ Little kitty cat. You're so fine it hurts. Purr~

13) Do you want to go for a ride on my bike? I can pedal really fast.

14) You are so beautiful you give the sun a reason to shine.
Line by:
http://www.youtube.com/monkegomoo

15) Hey girl. Tomorrow I'll have so much money I'll buy you whatever you want. All you have to do is drive the getaway car.

16) You are so hot you are the cause of global warming.
Line by:
http://www.youtube.com/FunLovingCriminals77

17) Did you feel that? It was an earthquake in my heart. It says you are a 10.0 on the sexy scale.

18) 1+1=3 You and me = you,me, and our baby.

19) Guess what? I can write your name on the calculator.

20) Greetings! How are you? Please to meet you.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• pick
• up
• lines
• cheesy
• lame
• funny
• cute
• retarded
• mango
• girls
• hook
• seduce
• hit
• on

[Lilay4sho]

LMAO

the pimples!

[ChubbyLilShit]

@playaplaya4312

LOLOLOLOL says the guy that sits in front of his computer, watching his vidoes and then complaining.

[bigdaddytizzle1]

What a WANKER

[thecreator636]

u got to be fucking kidding me errrrr goosebumps all the way when i watch that wtf i swear his mum drop him too much when he was a kid and thats y his like this now

[djk28161]

lose that stqache you fuckin scumbag...all stache wearers are scum

[PianoGuy213]

@ChubbyLilShit And FlipadieFlip

[geraldrobles07]

like ;]]

[TaylorxShantell]

i swear this dudes gay.

[FlipadieFlip]

I wish I had that much fcking time, I would cure cancer.

[keyholekids1996]

this dude is freakin hilarious man! :D

[lehkost]

With bangs.

[lehkost]

I was Korean once.