In Da Tub by 50 Yen

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what i be doing
in the bathtub
do some shampooing
in the bathtub
cuz it's so therapeutic
in the bathtub
why don't you lock that fucking door
im in the bathtub


you can find me in the tub
water full of bubs
i splish and i splash
i rub a dub dub
gotta get behind the ears
making sure i scrub
got my shower cap
i got my rubber duck


i got a soap on a rope
it smells like peaches and cream
and the mirror in the bathroom is covered in steam
now all my niggas are aware much i care about hygiene
you're not fully clean unless you're zestfully clean

i gotta hurry up i see the waters gettin colder
i dont use no pert plus cuz i got some head and shoulders
you know it tingles in my hair you dont know how much i hate it
but not as fuckin much when my scalp be flakin'

and my curtain rod be rusty
and i need a new scrubber
rubber stopper in the drain
cuz the water aint stayin.

now everybody agrees
that it's moments like these
when a hot tub sauna
and spa facilities

could have me smilin like a motherfucka
bitch dont me laugh
you should be scrubbing my feet
nigga kissing my ass


you says you got some body wash
nigga please dont tempt me
i been in here so long
it's like im old and wrinkly




my towels shampoo my curtain rings
soapdish bathmats accessories
colgate toothpaste i brush my teeth
my razorblades my shaving cream

Verse 2

everyday i deal with wack ass haters
and i been working mad hard doing manual labor
so by the time i get home after 8 long hours
i got a choice to take bath or warm ass shower

so i turn up on the water and i fill the tub with bubbles
cuz i wanna cause some trouble
with the local betty rubbles
i need to be squeaky clean you know it's understood
cuz every girls crazy bout a nigga that smell good

so im pristine, clean i feel like a million dollars
cellphone blowing up from girl who wanna holla
now i know you're probably sayin that it works for the french
but stinkin like skunk to me it makes no sense

Category:

Comedy

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[Salset4o]

EPIC GREAT :P i love it

[RA1NS]

EPIC WIN

[00xXxGangstaxXx00]

Shave your armpits

[webb20k]

in da pub is better

[1Fresh2Prince3]

@radmaxxxx explains why 'rappers' get paid right?

[radmaxxxx]

Rap sucks! Get a life, fags!

[2chocolate95]

logan u r gay

[92gorgeousbabe]

dat shower wall was so nasty[dirty]...

[abercrombiegirl955]

eww no

[DogAndEazy]

i have to say that lyrically it sounds good like the rhymin and everything and the flow is good but i cant tek it seriously im shakin ma head at how funny this is well dun man

[bloddfolife243]

if i eer meat him... ill give him props on every word he said man

hahaha

good shit