I found an ATM receipt that had a balance of $551,390.03 I took it home, photocopied it several times onto receipt paper, and now everytime I see a hot girl at the bank. I 'accidently' drop my balance receipt so she picks it up for me. You should see the look of desire that flashes in their eyes for that brief moment, before I call her a gold digging whore and drive away in my 12 year old nissan.
I found an ATM receipt that had a balance of $551,390.03 I took it home, photocopied it several times onto receipt paper, and now everytime I see a hot girl at the bank. I 'accidently' drop my balance receipt so she picks it up for me. You should see the look of desire that flashes in their eyes for that brief moment, before I call her a gold digging whore and drive away in my 12 year old nissan.
boboro999 2 months ago
Legendary DJ E-DUBB love his mixtapes
fallbackdigital 2 months ago