Me And 2 Of My Brothers Play Hammer Smashed Face On Rockband And My Dad Broke Metal With His Butt

My dad broke a metal stool simply by sitting on it. My younger brother and i like metal whilst my older, slower brother does not. He did vocals and its really funny.

In case you are wondering, the lyrics to Hammer Smashed Face are:

Something inside me
It's, it's coming out
I feel like killing you
Let loose the anger, held back too long
My blood runs cold

Through my anatomy, dwells another being
Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding

Brutality now becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead

Eyes bulging from their sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in
through the cracks, blood does leak
distorted beauty, catastrophe
Steaming slop, splattered all over me

Lifeless body, slouching dead lecherous abcess, where you once had a head

Avoiding the prophecy of my new found lust
You will never live again, soon your life will end
I'll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face
facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half

Crushing, cranial, contents

Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes
Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised
Peeling the flesh off the bottom of my weapon
Involuntarily pulpifying facial regions

Suffer, and then you die

Torture, pulverized

At one with my sixth sense, I feel free
To kill as I please, no one can stop me

Created to kill, the carnage continues
Violently reshaping human facial tissue

Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead

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Tags:

• awesome
• not
• kinda
• rock
• band
• drum
• throne
• broken
• stool
• fatty

[Korzahn]

ahahahahahahahahaha.

[Seckshun]

Your brother is an amazing singer.