Winning Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen   
--noun
1.
the act of a person or thing that wins.
win1




verb, won, win·ning, noun
--verb (used without object)
1.
to finish first in a race, contest, or the like.
2.
to succeed by striving or effort: He applied for a scholarshipand won.
3.
to gain the victory; overcome an adversary: The home teamwon.
Charlie Sheen has demonstrated to the TMZ crowd what winning is. Basically saying a bunch of random things to an unsuspecting witness who is taking his words as serious thoughtful musings.
I'd liken his performance to Borate. A man out of his protected bubble trying to make sense of a world that will never really understand where he is coming from. But unlike Borate the rest of the world isn't in on the joke. And so the reality TV show that we call the news gets viral on the twitter box because No one knows the burden of being Charlie Sheen, well I guess other famous people do, but none of them are going public with the incredible burden of winning.
Psychologist Steve Danish, a professor of psychology at Virginia Commonwealth University, has studied the impact instant wealth has on lottery winners.

Connie Parker were winners of a $25 million jackpot, 16-year marriage disintegrated just months.

Jeffrey Dampier, a $20 million winner, was kidnapped and murdered by his own sister-in-law.

In 2002, Jack Whittaker won the largest individual payout in U.S. lottery history. entire close family and friends Over Dosed on Drugs and his marrage broke up.

William "Bud" Post won $16.2 million in the Pennsylvania lottery in 1988 but now lives on his $450.00 a month Social Security check after relatives, and an ex-girlfriend tormented him until he invested and shared his millions with them.
Billie Bob Harrell Jr. hit the $37 million dollar Texas jackpot in 1997 only to end his own life less than two years later when he realized that all he wanted his marriage more then the money, but that it was too late to fix the strained marriage. Why was it strained? His spending habits spiraled out of control, and his wife only wanted a normal life which was anything but.
Juan Rodriguez had been thrown out by his wife Iris prior to purchasing a winning New York lottery ticket worth $149 million. She reconciled with him for two weeks, then filed for a divorce taking half of his winnings with her.

Final summation
Winning is a faint golden moment in time that passes quickly. The aftermath of winning however is a trail of shit that the winners must carry with them... Charlie is going to continue to win... unless he OD's that's called losing.

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[securuslol]

There's a guy behind you making the exact same video, weird

[PaintballinGodz]

why is half of your face shaved

[YendoranLetha]

Watch the guy behind him when he says final summation :D

[Albertgatzby]

Bate FTW!!

[MegaRyan4444]

say hi to jerrel 4 me!!!

[AwesomeTaya]

If shaycarl and jim carry had a baby this lemon drop would be it!!!!!

[izziek86]

ok I tried and failed not to be pedantic... but if it's an act, then it's surely a verb, not a noun? you're still awesome though!

[izziek86]

2:26 Reminds me of Courtney Cox-Arquette's character's son in Cougar Town (♥)

[Toughcookie2134]

@PaintballinGodz It's the reflection but it's hard to explain.

[marfabear]

Hey! I go the Virginia commonwealth university!!!!

[cindikayla]

this video was uploaded on my birthday

[ExtremelyAwesomePony]

1:39 wtf?