native american pickup lines

giving out pickup lines for you young bucks out there

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• ndn
• taco

[sportyndn]

@sillyjontag321 you think i would really say these pickup lines to girls, you crazy! and @514aaliyah you know youre wishing i'll spend my per cap on you.

[psychotsunade]

@koolaid2669 Natives DO pay taxes and go to school. Yeah, reservations have no sales tax, but there is NOTHING on the reservations. So we don't pay tax on a bag of chips; whatever. We have to travel to get basic necessities, and we pay not only sales tax, but the federal tax on our paychecks. School is required of all citizens of the US, but we on reservations get federally funded schools, which SUCK. We do what it takes, but our historical oppression makes it a bit complicated. Don't judge.

[xobossbaby]

@stampederjomama .. LMFAO! if white people are soo fucking sick of paying for destroying our way of life, they can take their pathetic, ignorant ass off our native land & go back to Europe or where ever the fuck their ancestors came from! 

[kffive]

@PariahBlackPhoenix SO? you don't love it?

[PariahBlackPhoenix]

@kffive You're a stupid bitch do you know that? You obviously have no idea what you're talking about in this situation, and you're really being a douche. I assume that you don't know any better, so now you know. Do some research, or don't ever speak again.

[kffive]

@xobossbaby If you love it so much, you should have fought harder.

[deathbatgurl7]

Freaking hilarious! The powdered milk line had me rolling! Ndn humor... not for everyone :D

[blazedup35]

are sittin in a band office

[CAMOSOME]

you do realize that non of these pick up lines will work for any type of girl....i think these relate to deer or even salmon

[beavernation06]

"hey girl were second cousins though"...thats still pretty fucked up...sick native

[mwitty100]

Sometimes, late at night, I get lost on YouTube... I ended up here, in a very strange place, but I am  laughing because this man is funny!