The Portal 2 Wait Song

If you like this song, here's a download! http://www.mediafire.com/?j28d385locck8ks

I made this parody of "Still Alive" because I was going absolutely insane waiting for Portal 2 to come out. I'm a huge fan of the Half Life series and probably even a bigger fan of the original Portal, so I wanted to make a little tribute/plea to Valve to get the game out faster. It was slated to release on April 18th and while I was extremely excited, I was worried because with Valve... you never know, man. You never know. They are notorious for being late on things. And they kept pushing Portal 2's release date forward. Valve Time. Ick.

Hidden jokes about game achievements (spoilers???), Half Life 2 Episode 3, and Team Fortress 2 abound. Yep. Hope you enjoy. And tell Valve to stop being so slow and get their games out faster!

(And speaking of HL2E3, from all of the feedback I have gotten, be on the lookout for a little ditty about Gordon Freeman and pals that you can soon croon to everyone's favorite game developer.)

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LYRICS!

This is a problem...
I'm sending this plea of mine to Valve
It's hard to explain my anticipation
Portal 2's nearing
April 18th is almost here
But why do you think you can make
me wait this long for this game?

There's just no sense skirting 'round the fact that I'm mad
You delayed this so much and now I want it so bad
Why can't it be April now?
This just shouldn't be allowed!
Please release Portal 2 or I'll die.

My mind is on GLaDOS.
I keep watching playtests of the game
And every time I hear her voice
I get chills!
The graphics looks awesome!
The story so far seems awesome, too.
And what's up with "Ship Overboard"?
I think I might go insane...

Can you understand what I am trying to tell you?
I'm obsessed with this game and I don't know what to do!
I'm procrastinating bad
And it's making me real sad
Please release Portal 2 or I'll die!

Go ahead and tease me.
I know that you're running on Valve time.
Maybe you'll find something else to delay.......
MAYBE EPISODE THREE.
That was a joke. Please don't. I'll cry.
Until then I'll just play that
war-themed hat simulator.

Look at me still talking all about Portal 2
When there are so many other things I should do!
I have bills I have to pay
Chores I must do everyday
Please release Portal 2 or I'll die!

Believe me, Valve, I'm gonna die.
If I don't have Portal 2 I will cry.
I need some Chell or I just won't survive.
I hope Companion Cube is still alive.
But I won't be 'cause I'm gonna die
Gonna die
Gonna die

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• portal
• still
• alive
• parody
• glados
• chell
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• team
• fortress
• half
• life
• episode
• three
• gabe
• newell
• oh
• boy
• whatta
• hunk
• valve
• song
• silly
• april
• is
• not
• here
• yet
• am
• going
• to
• cry
• my
• eyes
• out

[majathearcticwolf]

And do you like the now released game?

[MazAMaTaz]

@ spiderman4095 @majathearcticwolf The voice is done with Melodyne. If you ctrl+F my screenname through all the comments I go through the process more in depth. Also, yeah, I loved the game! I don't think I like it more than the original or anything, since it's got such a different tone to it. I guess it'd be like comparing robotic apples and oranges. xD

[NickNackGus]

The irony is that you're releasing the Portal 3 wait song in Valve time.

[MazAMaTaz]

@NickNackGus You're forgetting, Valve can't count to three! But you're right, I probably will release the wait song for Portal 2: Episode One in Valve time.

[MazAMaTaz]

@codders69 Believe me, I am still alive.

[Arkvooodle6]

Sadly i'm still waiting. Portal 2 is sold out everywhere ;-;

[Xxsupersonic8910xX]

very creative :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[majathearcticwolf]

How do you make your voice like that??

[spiderman4095]

how do you make your voice sound like that?

[Songsinger62]

We should just be glad they made Portal 2. Valve can't count to three.

Left4Dead, Left4Dead 2, Half-Life, Half-Life 2, Portal, Portal 2.

Let us be grateful.

[mrod959]

@MazAMaTaz cant they make portal 1+2 theres no 3 in that

[NickNackGus]

@MazAMaTaz I forgot about that! So where's Portal 2 Episode 1?