Pastor Upset Over Disney PIXAR's Movie, "Up"

Landover Baptist's Pastor Deacon Fred explains how Disney PIXAR's movie, "Up," sugarcoats pedophilia. "If the sight of an old man with balloons in a confined space, alone with a little boy doesn't raise every anointed hair on your Godly neck, then you need to check yourself into a Baptist Mental Hospital! Watching Disney's movie, "Up" will send you "Down" to Hell!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• disney
• PIXAR
• Up
• movie reviews
• christian reviews
• last days
• catholic church
• pedophilia
• sex
• boys
• old men
• balloons
• filth
• lewd
• disgusting
• baptist preacher
• landover baptist

[alienisuntverus]

Dude...it's a fucking movie about an old guy who wants to fulfill his wife's dreams and learns to be more open to people and the world when he has some adventures with a little asian kid. Maybe it's you who has the perverted mind because I haven't heard any catholics talking about the movie.

[lbc4god]

@alienisuntverus Of course Catholics haven't been talking about the movie, you ignorant little unsaved piece of human trash! It's a Catholic Priest Porno movie - and they like to keep those things secret to themselves.

You are just one more example of the ignorance and stupidity of unsaved people! I bet you are a Catholic pope loving, ring kissing, bead counter yourself!

Now shoo! Demon! And leave Republicans and Tea Party supporters like me who care about America, ALONE! Be gone!

[acertainjosh]

Take your computer screen and bash your head into it over and over while repeating this.

THIS IS A PARODY AND I AM A FUCKTARD THIS IS A PARODY AND I AM A FUCKTARD

[doubtingED]

Pastor Deacon Fred - you are by far my favorite Regilulous leader. I nominate you for Baptist Pope! You are an inspiration to all whom seek comfort in non-existent sky-daddy religions. Praise Jeeeeeesus!!

[thechuypicker]

lo effing l BALLOONS ARE A TOOL OF THE DEVIL!!!

[MakoSt0rM]

LOL

[Mikeanglo]

lol...I was hoping this wasn't serious when I read the title...

Thank god. I almost lost faith in humanity.

[Baileyndecks]

GLORY!

[loomofmetals]

Hallelujah pastor deacon Fred! You're a true example of conservative christian america! Keep spreading the word brother, even though I go to the true church (pentecostal) and am certain the baptists are goin straight to hell.

[octoron85]

Category: Comedy

[sgtCbb]

@KMDPTR magic is real. -_-

[sonicgaming14]

@lbc4god OH,AND YOU ARENT IGNORANT?!?!

[Turdbuckethat]

@alienisuntverus This is a parody dumbass. He's not serious. It's supposed to be funny.

[aaronapril9]

You idiot, you don't even deserved to be called pastor, of course it's made not for you,, i think you like porn movies so go ahead