Floness Halloween!

Floness makes a triumphant return to our lives. This time, we answer the longstanding question: What would Floness be for Halloween?

The global economy remains in trouble
And only one man can save us
We need an aging roller disco legend with a towel on his head
Calls himself Floness
Muahahahahaha

It was Halloween in Central Park
The skaters had their party before it got dark
There was a walking whoopie cushion and a sexy Batgirl
And a guy dressed like Superman rocked everybody's world

But where was the best of these Halloween folk
The man whose pimpin' bike looked like a bad joke
And what would Floness wear when he came out to play?
The same thing he wore every single other day!

Floness Halloween!
It's Halloween with Floness!
Floness Halloween!
It was an unexpected bonus!
Floness Halloween!
Dressed like a dude with big cojones
Floness Halloween!
Some people thought he was homeless

Floness wasn't looking to trick or treat
But to sell some CDs so he could eat
He may have left his costume on the shelf
But the towel on his head doesn't pay for itself

Some people get dressed on Halloween
And they skate and they sing and play the tambourine
They dress like whoopie cushions and they dress like clowns
But even on Halloween, Floness doesn't [beep] around

Floness Halloween!
It's Halloween with Floness!
Floness Halloween!
It was an unexpected bonus!
Floness Halloween!
Dressed like a dude with big cojones
Floness Halloween!
Some people thought he was homeless

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[no1gunner14]

did you heckle people at the 2010 draft

[meavid]

Quite frankly, welcome back.