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Roxy's Rants: Twilight Fangirls Suck

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Uploaded by on Aug 1, 2009

Roxy's latest addition - a rant about Twilight Fangirls for all the Twi-haters out there. Enjoy. Told you I'd be back!

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  • Where is Buffy when you need her? -.- sigh

  • Bella:" Edward where are you going"? Edward:" Wait here Bella" *He goes into a makeup store and gets lip gloss and lots of glitter* Edward:" Im back" Bella:"ok cool sweetie" *Edward takes Bella to the woods to show her something* Bella:" What are you doing"? *edward smears himself with the lip gloss and glitter and lets the light shine on him* Edward: "Look Bella I am a vampire that sparkles when burning sunrays hit me" Bella:" I thought vamps were to burn instead of sparkle" Edward: OH"
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  • I have friends who like the Twilight series (though they thought the fourth book was horrid) and that's fine, but the ones who are crazy-foamy-mouthed fangirls who worship Edward Cullen like some sparkly deity...it's just so sad. I love your rants! ^.^

  • I am a guy.

    I can tolerate the Twilight Books, but the movies fucking suck shit out of a diarrhea puking roadkill skunk. (AVGN Reference, for the gamers out there)

    As far as Harry Potter, I enjoy that very much.

    Either way, Much respect Roxy. You have earned my Sub

  • Vampires are supposed to BURST into flames and BURN to ASHES when they are in sun, not fucking SPARKLE. God, I'm a 12 year old girl and I know that!

  • @SillyLissy3 a great man once said ........ WELCOME TO THE INTERNET BITCH!!!!!

  • Yes but the twi-hards don't want to date any guy who's not like edward so that leaves the good guys for all the single ladies.

  • @DAN5675able Yes =)

  • @CarolAnnePoltergeist well you can tell by his username :)

  • @HarryPfan4LIFE Then you're a Harry Potter fan (like me :D) =) lol

    Twilight SUCKS.....

  • I'm 12 and i dont like twilight (thank god) XD

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