Happy B-day, Aaron Hibbert! from Matt Wixson

This is a true story! I tried to buy Aaron a birthday present, but the whole plan fell through. I had to get him SOMETHING, though, so I wrote a song about the present I wanted to get him. Think of it as a singing birthday telegram or something.

Lyrics:
I tried to buy you something
I thought it would be funny
But they were all sold out of your t-shirt size
So they refunded my money
And now you get this song instead
Yeah now you get this song instead

That's right, I bought a t-shirt
Of goddamn Justin Bieber
You probably would've hated it
But perhaps it was a keeper
But now you get this song instead
Sorry, now you get this song instead

I probably could've shopped around a bit
And found a Bieber shirt that fit
But when the guy called me and said:
"Oh, it's for a dude? That's cool, that's cool
People like what they like, right?"

Well that's when I decided that it
Might just be a waste of money
A lack of comic taste, not funny
When all I need to sayste [not a word, but it rhymed]
Is happy B-Day, B-Day, B-Day, B-oh
B-Day, B-Day, B-Day, B-oh
B-Day, B-Day, B-Day, B-oh
I hope you have a good time, time


Matt Wixson and Aaron Hibbert are both recording artists on Open Hand Records. Get music from them and tons more for FREE at http://www.openhandrecords.com

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Happy
• birthday
• justin
• bieber
• baby
• ludacris
• ska
• punk
• folk

[Elwoodsmasher]

This rules.

[NaotakunVB]

Matt Wixson you rock! this is the best b day present. Aaron is a lucky kid :)

[bobbertska]

haha the ending was pretty good. nice present