Machete Review (funny movie review)

The Schmoes took a trip to the border to battle alongside Danny Trejo and a host of A-listers in the new Robert Rodriguez flick "Machete"...could the A-list pull off a B-movie? Would Jessica Alba be believable as a federal agent? Would we care??? Enjoy!

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[elbigchile707]

i went in knowing what to expect i remember seeing the fake trailer in grindhouse and hope the make the film it was really awesome it was funny and just kick ass some people left like within 5minutes of the film which they should of known robert rodriguez type of movies they even had the kid who played spy kids good review guys

[schmoesknow]

@elbigchile707 Thanks el, appreciate it. I thought Spy Kids kid was the worst of the actor but other than that, loved the film.

[grindhouse141]

Even with the low expectations I had for this movie, I was still disappointed. This is a perfect example that it really does take skill to make gratuitous violence satisfying. The Expendables is perfect example of how to make non-stop killing really enjoying. Rodriguez fails unfortunately. The action scenes are poorly choreographed with really bad digital blood. I remember, during the last action scene, two guys in the background kept fake punching each other really slowly. Just leave it 2 Sly !

[schmoesknow]

@grindhouse141 SHOCKED that you feel this way grindhouse. I thought action was much better in this film than Expendables.

[DeVstatrOmga]

Fun movie. If you have a man-card then you better see this movie. Otherwise turn it in for a subscription to Oprah's magazine and go neuter yourself.

Must see movie!!!

[schmoesknow]

@BlazikenMaster We try.

[T512X]

It's time for a new comment...

I loved this movie, Mexicans and Austin Texas. Enough said.

[Kuroneko388]

@N1kki7 Wow he's only few inches taller than I am O.O

He just looks so big on film.

[N1Kki7]

@Kuroneko388  im gonna say around 5' 7/8

[Phirelord77]

I didn't get this movie at all...it was all clichè, and maybe that was the whole deal about the movie, but I didn't find it particularly fun. It's supposed to be macho and bad ass but it's just lame.

[AcornInc]

jessica alba is so god damn hot

[Kuroneko388]

How tall is Danny?

[Kuroneko388]

"Deniro's in this, he plays George Bush" Lmfao here nuther great funny review, tho I'm so jealous. I didn't git ta c it yet. Is it out on dvd?

[mirrorseye]

lmao!! hilarious!!



[stratisfire]

@DeVstatrOmga aw hell yeah aots reference! lol