"Puck The Bunnies" An Original Song

A song about puck bunnies, dedicated to my friends Catherine and Susanne who are NOT puck bunnies.

LYRICS and CHORDS
They'd give a kidney, to get with Sidney [D G]
I'd give an arm to do them harm [A D]
They're so obnoxious and they're so awful [D G]
I wish they would go and watch some baseball [A D]
Because they're so damn stupid and so damn cocky [D A]
But they know next to nothing about hockey [G D A]

Because when Quick blocks the puck [G D]
All they to do is [cough] his brains out [G D G]
And when Toews shoots and scores [G D]
They want to throw him on the floor and have their way [G D A]
Puck bunnies don't know [cough] about hockey, [G D A G]
Because they're there to play a different game [G A D]

They're not loyal to any one team [D G]
They're fans of anyone that's winning [A D]
So if the Penguins, have a bad season [D G]
It's hello, Blackhawks or maybe Bruins [A D]
Because they're so damn stupid and so damn cocky [D A]
But they know next to nothing about hockey [G D A]

Because when Fleury blocks the puck [G D]
All they to do is [cough] his brains out [G D G]
And when Talbot shoots and scores [G D]
They want to throw him on the floor and have their way [G D A]
Puck bunnies don't know [cough] about hockey, [G D A G]
Because they're there to play a different game [G A D]

They'll go Wild for all of the Lightning [D G]
And say "put in my five hole," to any Red Wing [A D]
They want the Thrashers, Kings, and Flames [D G]
And they're like Predators to the Hurricanes [A D]
Because they're so damn stupid and so damn cocky [D A]
But they know next to nothing about hockey [G D A]

Because when Miller blocks the puck [G D]
All they to do is [cough] his brains out [G D G]
And when Staal shoots and scores [G D]
They want to throw him on the floor and have their way [G D A]
Puck bunnies don't know [cough] about hockey, [G D A G]
Because they're there to play a different game [G A D]

Because when Luongo blocks the puck [G D]
All they to do is [cough] his brains out [G D G]
And when Stamkos shoots and scores [G D]
They want to throw him on the floor and have their way [G D A]
Puck bunnies don't know [cough] about hockey, [G D A G]
Because they're there to play a different game [G A D]

And they're driving me insane! [G A D]

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Puck
• the
• Bunnies
• Tally
• Deushane
• live2tivo
• ukulele
• NaNoWriMo
• hockey

[ProjectFutureSelf]

OH MY GOD. Buffy box set! Jayne's hat! Rocky Horror and Star Trek posters! NaNo! GAH! Tell me you're a Nerdfighter and you'll basically be my ideal best friend.

[live2tivo]

@ProjectFutureSelf Of course! One of my songs was linked at the end of one Hank's latest video.

[live2tivo]

@lilcinnamonprincess Any of them. I was vague to cover more teams.

[Ningirsutyr]

I'd like to hear a punk-rock cover of this song!

[live2tivo]

@Ningirsutyr As cool as that would be, I don't think that's something I could do. Anyone is welcome to try, though.

[tigerhockey14]

I LOVE this. I am a female die hard hockey fan (GO WILD!) and I am so sick of fellow females claiming they like hockey but only know the names of the hot superstars. Then, when you talk about stats or lesser known players, they stare out you like you are from a different planet.There is sooo much more to hockey. If a player is hot, that is just a bonus! But don't get me wrong, I would love to have my way with Toews.

[live2tivo]

@tigerhockey14 There is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to have your way with Jonathan Toews (and if that's wrong, I don't wanna be right), but puck bunnies give female hockey fans a bad rap. We can appreciate a guy's skills just as much as (if not more) we can appreciate how he looks in a suit and tie. We aren't robots! But the game comes first.

[NicoleHockey]

you dont know shit about wtf a bunny is... youre talking about pucksluts... im a bunny and fucking proud..i played hockey til I fucked up my knee, I know the game, im not fucking stupid! 'like, whats a blueline?' thats not me, thats a girl whis gonna get hit by me..IM A BUNNY AND I LOVE IT! puck off!

[CanucksKeslerFan]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, You're wearing a Thrashers shirt....



[houseofm88]

Ahhh puck bunnies we had so many in high school when I played goalie good times good times lol

[Darkbull2583]

Damn you can really sing

[xsethmichaelx]

I'm actually a huge fan of puck sluts.

[StrawberryCupcakeZZ]

This is PERFECT!! It's so difficult to be a girl and a hockey fan because of those damn Puck Bunnies!! (p.s. LET'S GO HAWKS!!)

[laurenlovecheese1]

best song ive heard in a long time(:

[buffalove10]

Oh my god, this is so beautiful! You're very talented too, both with your voice and the ukelele - good for you! I'm a diehard female Sabres fan, and this just speaks such truth. Thank you so much for writing this. "Puck the Bunnies" - clever title too (: And I completely agree that we can all uh, want to have our way with some certain hockey players, but games are always first. Winnipeg at Buffalo tonight - should be an awesome game!

[excitedmacaroon]

Can I please be friends with you?

[mrsclaymatthews95]

LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!