Asian Country Song

Robert sings the Asian Country Song, the most forgotten genre of song ever.

Special thanks to videographer, editor extraordinaire
Sasha Goldberg, and to Lanie and Bill Clark for their gracious use of their lovely farm.

Lyrics:
This is the Asian country song
I know I'm doing it all wrong
Well my percussion is a gong
For this here Asian country song
This is the Asian country song
I know I should just go play ping pong
I look up to Long Duck Dong
In this here Asian country song

Well my pick-up truck is loaded up with rice
I enjoy my sake on some ice
But I can't drink as much as you
Cuz my face turns reddish when I do
I leave my boots there at the door
Cuz they'll scuff up my bamboo floor
But if I do, I'll just replace it
Cuz I got friends in Eastern places

This is the Asian country song
I know I'm doing it all wrong
Well my percussion is a gong
For this here Asian country song

This is the Asian country song
My brother's in the Viet-Kong
When it comes to love, I love you long
In this here Asian country song

Well I like girls with blonde hair and blue eyes
But they sure don't go for Asian guys
Well I may not be as tough as Clint
But I sure got down his sexy squint
No I can't pull of wearing leather chap
I look like a porn made by them Japs
And I may not know the do-si-do
But I can sing the blues, cuz I'm from Seoul

Chorus:

This is the Asian country song
I know I'm doing it all wrong
Well my percussion is a gong
For this here Asian country song

This is the Asian country song
I read the works of Mao Zedong
I'll often order Egg Foo Young
In this here Asian country song

Now don't pick a fight with me at some dang bar
I'll hit your face with a ninja star
Yeah you might love the USA
But my greencard's still on its way
And I can't even have lunch today
Cuz my dang dogs just ran away
Well I'll just cook up my shoes and stockin'
Cuz these here boots were made for wok-in'

This is the Asian country song
I know I'm doing it all wrong
Well my percussion is a gong
For this here Asian country song

This is the Asian country song
Make up some words and sing along
Ching Chang Bang Ding Dang Ding Dang Dong
...

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• asian
• country
• song
• boots
• cowboy
• horses
• ranch
• farm
• korean
• hardleftprod
• sketch
• comedy

[AsianMen4Me]

Asian Cowboy = sexiest thing ever. Love this video.

[pewmanfustudios]

I really like your Asian Country Song

Thought you're not quite as hot as BD Wong

I'd still love you down hard and long

So let's go find a cozy place to get it on

[Randypalacio]

im asian, i live on the country, i play guitar @ asianmen4me HAHA

[MrAnimefanify]

im asian so there nothing wrong in laughing right so....

LOMBO

[sakuramiyakawa]

LOLOLOLOL heyyy making fun of Japanese lol well I'm not offended so it's okay but yeah good song ahha :D

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[atein07]

XD

[Aguslicious]

Very good song! I'm from argentina and therefore I don't know to speak very well english but I can understand your videos, I saw all them!! Very fun :) I hope you can understand what I wanted to say! Congratulations

[waggietoo]

lol, so dame funny. please this older asian sing dance gaga queen more must see, hehehe

[Mythpoet]

This totally made my day!

[ShonkyAdonis]

Haha, awesome song.

[bummercal]

good,creative