TWILIGHT SUCKS! Emo Vampire Song The Key of Awesome #3.flv

Twilight sucks... if you ask the more traditional vampires of the world.

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Ill never be an emo vampire
Setting tweenaged loins on fire

Ive got nothing in common with the vampires of today
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away

This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the Vampire rules
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isnt cool

Girls wont climb up trees with me or canoodle in the grass
And when I play Vampire baseball I always get picked last

[spoken] Seriously dudes. Thats a human you just picked over me.

Ive seduced all kinds of women from all over the world
But, now the only dates I get are with chunky gothic girls

When did all these Vampires become abstinent and whiny
When I walk into the sun I dont get all bright and shiny

Vampires dont have purity rings like undead Jonas Brothers
If I cant score with these high school girls perhaps Ill go for their mothers

(spoken) Why not? When youre 600 years old theres no such thing as a cougar.

Ill never be an emo vampire
Setting tweenaged loins on fire

Ill have no participation
In this vampire pussification

So wake me up when the world grows a pairof fangs

(spoken)
You thought I was going to say balls didnt you?

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[RottenNinja]

TWILIGHT SUCKS!!! CAN I GET A HOO YA!!

[bankotsu82]

words cannont describe how much i fucking hate twilight. the fucking series is seriously taking over the malls. every mall i go to has the life size picture cutouts of that jackass vampire and that douchebag warewolf and every time i see those it takes every ounce of my being not rip them in half! HOO YA RottenNinja! HOO FUCKING YA!

[teamjacob12355]

i am in love with twilight but i kinda think the song is a little funny

[CaptEoNinja83]

Hoo Ya, to be sure!

My family and I first saw this during halloween at a local theater just before they played the original Lugosi Dracula. Awesome!!

[amarokhikarukweasley]

@RottenNinja HOO YA!!!!!!!!!!!

[CosmincjdrGaming]

twilight dont suks!!! who tels that su... me di...k!!!!

[SuperLemon44]

 can i just say that. that was joust so fuckin stoped . please get a funnyer video

[RisuchanX4]

I rather be with Dracula! xD

[joeygsmom]

"Vampires dont sparkle" lol.

[marimbaization]

seriously guys... what in the holy mother of f*ck is the purpose to download a video and then reupload it with bad quality and not even change the title make yourself the "work" to remove the .flv in the title?????

[vira260]

TWILIGHT DESERVES TO GET A** F*CKED! That's right b*tches, I said it! TWILIGHT SUCKS!

[ItHadToBeKaya]

hahaha this was fucking awsome. I miss when vampires were minions of death and couldn't go in the sun.

Vampires don't sparkle.