Engrish Movie Plots - Burn After Reading, Max Payne, 24 Season 3

Here are the descriptions exactly as they appear on the back of the films (grammar mistakes and all)

Burn After Reading:

With their overtly comedic follow-up BURN AFTER READING, the Coen Brothers return--about a third of the way--from the dark, dank recesses of the human psyche they traversed in their Oscar-winning NO Country for old men. For those...

Max Payne:

The movie starts with Max Payne (Mark Wahlberg) struggling to surface in a frosted river while also narrating. The film then cuts to one week earlier, showing Max working as a clerk in the cold-case unit and his obsession with finding the fleeing killer who brutally murdered his wife, Michelle, and newborn daughter. Max then attends a party run by his snitch, Trevor Duncan, where he meets Natasha Sax (Olga Kurylenko) and her sister, Mona (Mila Kunis). Natasha and Max go back to his place where she demonstrates her desire to have sex and even offers to act as Max's deceased wife. An upset Max asks Natasha to leave and while she is walking in a alleyway and talking to her drug dealer on the phone, she is hunted, attacked and killed by a mysterious flying entity.

24 (Season 3):

(YES, the back of the box DOES have this all as one long sentence.)

Three years later the anti-terrorism hero catches the drug addiction Anti-terrorism Tony action of group marry Miche daughter money of Jack join anti-terrorism group as the computer analyst the emotion takes place then to cut with father The most unexpected one is still leading man Jack in order to investigate a drug-pedlar acts as and catches the drug addiction while acting as a planted agent make him beset with difficulties while investigating into a case As for White House, one more private doctor's girl friend at one's side after the president recovers the president's younger brother Wayne becomes his capable assistant the pressure in the face of being reappointed and also dissolve the biochemical crisis will they become the president's helping hand or resistance?


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[grovsnuswhite]

Haha sweet, I got mentioned! Keep up the good work Chris, Sweden will be paying close attention to your channel... =P

[chrisnewdeal]

haha, good, I hope so!

In the future, though, you will see my videos transform into me just crying in the fetal position missing my little Swedish sugar daddy.

[Sureal3088]

lol like the "I'm peace" shirt. great opening

[chrisnewdeal]

hey, thanks a lot. Yeah, Its definitely my favorite piece of clothing I bought in Japan while I was there.

[thEaniMatOr89]

that intro had me seriously cracking whisses with you guys and your phenomenal MOVES! 24 was the weirdest one!especially you two laughing so much!

oh and something important:

"MaxPayne,daxflame,max payne,daxflame see anything odd similarity? yeah i do maybe that they owe me a percentage of that money they are getting in the box office hit! oh sorry i just took a ugkh yes i think i might be suing them for everything that they have right n'soon...also do you ever wonder about if we could fly?"

[chrisnewdeal]

hahahah.

I totally forgot about that sweet Dax quote! lol. Glad you enjoyed the vid! I especially thought you might enjoy the sweet moves.

[nabridges90]

Haha this is so funny, I'm out in Hong Kong at the moment and sent my mum back a present that was this scented oil set thing, the instructions for that were hilarious! I love Chinglish.

[Sureal3088]

hello would you read the synopsis of kill bill vol 1 or x men, which ever is funnier to you.

[matthlowder]

easily the best opening- song, dance, editing = 10!

funny. you should mention something about the kid that wouldn't leave you alone on the train (if there is enough of a story). also, are their differences between their fastfoods and ours?

[despondency]

Your room mates little addition to the video was priceless about the drug addiction. "I GOTTCHA!" Ha! I died. Awesome once again man. Looking forward to the next few but dont forget to keep us posted of your other adventures!

[chrisnewdeal]

hahaha, not at all. But the sweet thing about China is that I don't even KNOW where I would find real DVDs. Piracy is just so rampant here. I think I've only been to one real DVD store... and it was just a front for pirated DVDs they were selling out the back. haha.

[chrisnewdeal]

Hey, wow, thanks a lot. Yeah, I try and make my videos with the hope that if people ever come to Asia after watching, they will be more knowledgeable than I was upon arriving. It can be overwhelming at first. Try and spread the word, I guess!

As for what I'm studying, I think I will be doing some self-introduction in my next video, because I have been hearing this a lot from my newer subscribers. Thanks for watching man!

Cheers,

Chris