This was a skit done for Nanzan University's 300 level class in its international program. The skit is performed by Jonathan Edwards, Mike Hill, and Rob Szatmari. It's not a 100% direct translation, since that would sound strange in English, but it's fairly close. Special thanks to Phil Greenspan for being the cameraman for us.
Mike Hill - Location, School Girl Samurai
Rob Szatmari - Exchange Student 2, Salary Man/Kakkoi Dengeki Ultra Sentai Man
Jon Edwards - Exchange Student 1, Subway Announcer, Ninja
In an airport:
Ex 1: Ah, here it is. Excuse me, may I sit here?
Ex 2: Sure, it's fine.
Ex 1: So, are you also going to Japan?
Ex 2: Yeah, I'm going.
Ex 1: What are you going for?
Ex 2: I'm an exchange student.
Ex 1: Really, me too! Where at?
Ex 2: Nanzan University. Have you been to Japan?
Ex 1: Nope, this is my first time. What about you?
Ex 2: Nope, I wonder what Japan is like?
Ex 1: Yeah...
Both: Transition noise (What would you call it?).
Inside a subway station:
Anncr: *chimes* Good day patrons, this is today's weather report. Today's weather be very nice, sunny and warm. The temperature will be around 27 degrees. Very nice sunny and warm weather. Thank you everyone.
SGirl: Where's the train? It's always, ALWAYS, late.
SalMn: Eh, it's fine. I don't usually ride this train.
SGirl: I'm always on this train. I ride it five times a week.
Anncr: *chimes* Good day patrons, this is today's giant monster report.
SalMn: G...giant monster?
SGirl: Monster... again?
Anncr: Godzilla has been sighted near Tokyo. Because Ultraman is on vacation and Mothra and Gamera are in Osaka, we implore everyone to please take care and evacuate the streets.
SalMn: You know, since the train is really late I think I'll walk. It's good for the body don't you know.
Ninja: Hey! Stop! I know who you are, Kakkoi Ultra Dengeki Sentai Man!
SalMn: What do you mean?
Ninja: Huuaaa...
SGirl: I can't just stand here and do nothing!
Ninja: ...aaaaahhh! What the?
SalMn: Thank you, but who are you?
SGirl: I'm a school girl samurai! *pose*
Ninja: A school girl (inaudible), you definitely can't be a samurai.
SGirl: Yep, a samurai. Here's my card.
Ninja: Oh, an ID card, thank you. Here is my info card.
SGirl: Oh, thank you. Mr. Ninja, I see...
Ninja: Ah, Ms. Samurai... (turns to Salary Man) Hey, wait! Wait a minute!
SGirl: It's okay, it's okay. I'll protect you.
SalMn: No, don't do that!
SGirl: Ninja, leave the station... now!
Ninja: No... I don't think I want to leave this station...
SGirl: Then... HAAAAAAAA!
Ninja: HUAH!
SGirl: You hurt me in the throat. That was mean!
SalMn: Now I'm mad.
Ninja: You are Kakkoi Ultra Dengeki Sentai Man!
SalMn: Mm. *transforms*
SGirl: Alright! Together we can beat him!
Sntai: Sorry... but I work alone.
Ninja: LET'S GO!
SGirl: STOP!
Anncr: *chimes* Good day patrons. Godzilla has been defeated. Godzilla has been defeated. Gundam has saved Tokyo. Thank you everyone.
Sntai: Not again... it's alway the Gundam...
Ninja: You know, I was protecting Godzilla. Since he's dead, my job is over.
SGirl: Well now what do we do?
Sntai: Dance?
Ninja: 3, 2, 1, GO!
Dance number.
All : Transition noise.
Back in the airport:
Ex 2: Japan seems really fun...
Ex 1: So cool...
END
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Japanese Service, excelente!!by superisraisu81,469 views
I think its hilarious to see a black male, in a girls high school uniform, speaking japanese!
extremely funny XD
PsychoHellKat 3 years ago 6
talk about being multicultural ehh??? ;-)
tasmandevil0811 2 years ago 3