This one was a lot of fun! You'll Surrender is a parody of "Big Spender" from the musical "Sweet Charity". We used the arrangement made famous by Peggy Lee. It features Laura Bryn on Lead Vocals, Bob Robertson on Backups and Chip Harris as Mr. Head. Anne Robertson does the speaking voice for Sindy.
The lyrics for our parody are:
The minute you look at my joints
You can tell I have a lack of nutrition
At least I'm Slender!
So bony, deaf and blind
I wish my spinal cord were still attached to my mind.
So let me get right to the point
I don't want to lose all my bone density
You'll Surrender...
and share some of your marrow with me
Wouldn't you know You're the one, one, one?
And we're just asking for half, half
of the marrow in your bones
We'll extract it as you moan
The minute you look at my joints
You can see my state of decomposition
At least I'm Slender!
Coccyx, Pelvis - all combined
That's all that's left of what I used to call my behind.
So let me get right to the point
I don't want to lose all my bone density
You'll Surrender...
You'll Surrender...
You'll Surrender...
and share some of your marrow with me
And the lyrics from the Peggy Lee version are:
The minute you walked in the joint
I could see you were a man of distinction
A real big spender
Good looking, so refined
Say wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind?
So let me get right to the point
I don't pop my cork for every guy I see
Hey, big spender!
spend a little time with me
Wouldn't you like to have fun, fun, fun?
How's about a few laughs, laughs?
I can show you a good time
Let me show you a good time
The minute you walked in the joint
I could see you were a man of distinction
A real big spender
Good looking, so refined
Say wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind?
So let me get right to the point
I don't pop my cork for every guy I see
Hey, big spender!
Hey, big spender!
Hey, big spender!
Spend a little time with me
F**king hilarious!!!
flynndaUK 1 year ago