How To Date Multiple Women

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Depending on your juggling skills, it can be a dream come true or your worst nightmare.

To complete this How-To you will need:

Access to women
Organizational skills
And a silver tongue
Membership in an online dating service (optional)

Step 1: Date online

Consider joining a popular online dating service. It's the easiest way to meet thousands of available women.

Step 2: Weed out prospects

Unless you're a sadist, weed out the ones who make it clear they're looking for a serious relationship.

Step 3: Avoid friends

Scrupulously avoid dating women who might know each other. Otherwise, expect a posse of angry women on your doorstep—with knives.

Tip: Keep things separate—don't bring different dates to the same restaurants and clubs. That's just asking for trouble.

Step 4: Appear busy

Make it clear from the beginning that your free time is limited. Make vague references to 60-hour workweeks and frequent business trips so they won't know the real reason—you need to make time for the other gals.

Step 5: Be organized

Keeping track of multiple dates and multiple women can be confusing—be vigilant about staying organized, or you could easily betray yourself.

Tip: If you have two dates in the same night, allow yourself some time in between to check for telltale signs: lipstick, stray hairs, women's perfume.

Step 6: Act like a sailor

Make like a sailor and have women in different ports of call. If you travel a lot for work or often vacation in the same place, you'll always have a date when you're in town.

Tip: Program your dates' names into your phone using male codenames—Sam for Samantha, Jack for Jill— so that the one you're with isn't suspicious when you're receiving calls and texts.

Step 7: Don't fake it

Don't pretend to feel what you're not feeling. You might not advertise the fact that she's not the only one, but don't lie and tell her that she is.

Step 8: Be safe

Practice safe sex, for obvious reasons. And if you know—or strongly suspect—that a date wouldn't sleep with you if she knew you had multiple partners, don't exploit her trust. Even if you never gave her a reason to trust you in the first place.

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[Snoostock]

why are you telling us this? to girls this is just cruel!

[ococ05]

y the heck would they tell anyone how to do this? thts so wrong.....

[notpointed]

@Snoostock not if you're polyamorous, I have two boyfriends, too

[pikachupwnsssbb]

@poohinpooh I believe it is wrong when a spouse cheats on another because they've made a commitment. But when dating if the partner dates people behind your back I believe it's as much as the partner's fault. When dating you open yourself up to another and take risks. You also use your judgement to see if this person is fit to be your spouse one day. If you fail to realize they are cheating on you that's your bad judgement.

And plus don't take it so seriously dating is supposed to be fun.

[poohinpooh]

@pikachupwnsssbb ....are u a moron? :| that has to be one of the stupidest things i've ever heard. they're the twat for cheating, not the person they cheated on. if the person is pushed into seeing someone else (which u might be getting at) then its still immoral of them to cheat... you break up with them, not sneek off with some slut every other week. jesus...

[pikachupwnsssbb]

Why is everyone so mad if a guy or girl cheats on you it's your own fault

[AnarchyAlexis]

the 43 people that disliked got caught

[AnarchyAlexis]

Now i know if a guy is cheating on me.

[NikySportsPromotion]

I think there's nothing wrong with dating multiple girls, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T LIE ABOUT IT.

Don't tell three girls you're exclusive with each of them, rather just say "we're newly dating, I think we should still be open to see other people", at least until the relationship progresses to a point of exclusivity

[HentaiSexKitten]

@Snoostock your right i think every girl should wach this so they know what to look 4

[ilkethewordpeople43]

step 1: get a cat

step 2: get another cat

step 3:become a catdude

[thwalkingcatastrophe]

this is not how to date multiple women..... its how to commit suicide