Vietnamese Noodle Soup (The Pho Rap)

not a chicken noodle soup parody, but an ANTHEM celebrating the cure for all hangovers...

lyrics:

it's p.ho bitch!
look, i've been noticing lately
that i got a lot in common with a certain vietnamese noodle soup
but it goes a lot deeper than just the letters in my name
so uh, imma kick it real quick
and tell you all the ways that i'm similar to pho girl

i can see it on your face
you want me in your mouth, you wanna see how i taste
i'll have you sweatin profusely
tryin to take it down, my meat is so juicy
and i'm the best yes
if i get up on your body then youre gonna get wet
if i get up on your body then youre gonna get hot
i'll cover you in white stuff, yea i got alot
to get into your belly i'mma have much luck
but to get finished off i liked to get sucked up
one of a kind on the verse
and go ahead, i dont mind if you slurp
if i am too hot, then you can can take your top off
red rooster, youre gonna love my cock sauce
and when im done dont leave so soon
no homo but i like to get spooned

vietnamese noodle soup
vietnamese noodle soup
vietnamese noodle soup
with the beef on the side
vietnamese noodle soup
vietnamese noodle soup
vietnamese noodle soup
with the beef on the side
vietnamese noodle soup
vietnamese noodle soup
vietnamese noodle soup
with the beef on the side
now let's get it lets get it lets get it
lets get it lets get it lets get it lets get it lets

there's no doubt that you got creamed out
by a kid from boston, youre lovin this bean sprout
i'm too hot so you mean it when you blow
better yet, you put that green into my bowl
and one things for certain, you want me all the time
youre gonna be squirtin, i got alot of limes
imma fill you up and i know youre gonna like it
put you to bed, imma give you the itis
and i got alot of balls so
i dont have a problem making you swallow
and when you do itll give you lots of pleasure
pho hold it down pho-ever
im the sickest emcee
when i have beef there's no chicken in me
and that's how i'm not like pho at all
i got big cajones, no shrimp balls

vietnamese noodle soup
vietnamese noodle soup
vietnamese noodle soup
with the beef on the side
vietnamese noodle soup
vietnamese noodle soup
vietnamese noodle soup
with the beef on the side
vietnamese noodle soup
vietnamese noodle soup
vietnamese noodle soup
with the beef on the side
now let's get it lets get it lets get it
lets get it lets get it lets get it lets get it lets get it
lets get it lets

yea. you hear that xe lua?
it's coming, cause i spit that fire
pho shizzle
i'm un pho gettable
pho nominal
pho-getabout it
i do it pho love
pho sho
pho life
pho real
pho you, girl

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• peter
• ho
• p.ho
• p.
• rap
• khaquan
• viet
• asian
• got
• rice
• azn

[YuDumPhuck]

This song is really good but the siren sound is really annoying.

[tatokombat12]

i want pho tai

[leesok2012]

Haha Im Laos But This Is What's Up Nigga PHOLICIOUS!!!

[dookiekong007]

PHO_BULOUS!!!

[BigMrGXXX1]

Dude, this is fuckin' AWESOME!!

I can't believe all the slang references ... you even used the term "I-TIS' ... (LMAO!!)

[JYoder]

You nasty pho ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperBewan]

this guy is ridiculous, stupid .shit F.U.C.K u

[Usedtoseeflagedvid]

Lmao

I like the way he combined sexual thing with Pho

[HBBDCCLLRJJ]

This is so fucking awesome. I want to meet you

[Readsville]

So pho-king awesome!

[conman2317]

pho, omg sooo f-ing good

[AllenStovall]

Phoever...Phosure...nicely done!