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Jennifer's Body Movie Review Plus Cloudy Meatballs Informant!

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Uploaded by on Sep 17, 2009

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THAT'S MEGAN FOX AS JENNIFER CHECK...A BEAUTIFUL AND CONFIDENT YOUNG WOMAN...IN CONTRAST...HER BEST FRIEND...APPROPRIATELY NAMED NEEDY...PLAYED BY THE SCENE STEALING AMANDA SEYFRIED...IS CLINGY...INSECURE...AND YES...NEEDY...

ONE NIGHT...JENNIFER TAKES NEEDY TO SEE AN INDIE ROCK BAND...BUT TROUBLES ARISE WHEN THE SINISTER ROCKERS SACRIFICE JENNIFER TO THE DEVIL...YOU SEE...THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO SACRIFICE A VIRGIN...AND JENNIFER...IS ANYTHING BUT...WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

SO NOW...A DEMON IS CHANNELED INTO JENNIFER AND SHE BECOMES A MANEATER...WATCH OUT BOY SHE'LL CHEW YOU UP!

THIS GOOD GIRL VERSUS BAD GIRL FILM IS TOO OBVIOUS TO BE A SMART SATIRE...TOO PASSIVE TO BE AN ALLEGORY...TOO GENERIC TO PASS AS AN ORIGINAL...AND I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED BECAUSE DIABLO CODY...THE SCRIPTWRITER OF JUNO...WROTE THIS FILM AND SHE WAS EVEN THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER...DIRECTOR KARYN KUSAMA MADE A BY-THE-NUMBERS FILM THAT LACKS BITE! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BODY...BUT WHERE'S THE HEART?

THERE ARE STILL SOME SMART DIALOUGES THOUGH...AND THE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN SEYFRIED AND FOX IS PALPABLE...

TEENAGE BOYS WILL FLOCK TO SEE THIS FILM...WHY? BECAUSE OF THIS MUCH-TALKED ABOUT GIRL-ON-GIRL KISSING SCENE...WAIT FOR IT...WAIT FOR IT...OH...PROBABLY NOT...AND FOR THAT...JENNIFER'S BODY GETS 2 HIGH SCHOOL EVIL KISSES...

IN THE INFORMANT...AN OBESE MATT DAMON IS A WHISTELBLOWER! HE'S THE F-B-I'S STAR WITNESS AGAINST AN AGRICULTURAL BUSINESS GIANT HE WORKS FOR...THE TROUBLE IS...HE'S HIDING SOME SECRETS OF HIS OWN...

IF YOU'RE A FAN OF DIRECTOR STEVEN SODERBERGH LIKE I AM...YOU WILL ENJOY THIS DARK COMEDY EVEN THOUGH IN THIS FILM...SODERBERGH RELIED ON TECHNIQUES RATHER THAN SUBSTANCE...BUT DAMON IS THE STAR OF THE SHOW...AND HE DELIVERED A MEMORABLE PERFORMANCE AS THE FILM'S UNRELIABLE NARRATOR...

AND FOR THAT...THE INFORMANT! GETS 3 LIAR! KISSES...

BASED ON THE POPULAR CHILDREN'S BOOK...CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS IS A FUN 3-D ANIMATED ADVENTURE ABOUT A TOWN WHERE FOOD FALLS FROM THE SKY...

BILL HADER PROVIDES THE VOICE OF FLINT LOCKWOOD...THE YOUNG SCIENTIST BEHIND THIS INCREDIBLE INVENTION...BUT WHEN THE MACHINE TAKES OVER...IT'S NOW UP TO FLINT TO SAVE THE DAY...

CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS IS AN ENGAGING FILM WITH EXQUISITE ANIMATION AND TOP SHELF VOICEWORK...IT'S NOT QUITE THE FOOD FOR THE GODS...BUT IT'S THE SMARTEST FILM THIS WEEKEND AND A PERFECT FAMILY TREAT...

AND FOR THAT...CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS GETS 3 1/2 IT'S RAINING FOOD KISSES...

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT MOVIE BUFFS...CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS IS MY PICK OF THE WEEK...I'M MANNY THE MOVIE GUY...YUM....

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  • "Too passive to be an allegory"? "Where is the heart"? "Needy appropriately named 'Needy'"?

    Wow, Manny, your review smells of musty ignorance. A) - Needy being nicknamed "Needy" is the product of IRONY. B) - The "allegory" of this film AGGRESSIVELY (not passively) sheds a light on the horrendous emotional violence of adolescence <---something that went over an ASTONISHING number of critics' heads! C) - "Heart"? HEART is what this film champions MOST. Not laughs, not scares. Emotional drama

  • I get the irony, I get the allegory, I get Diablo Cody, but Jennifer's Body, sadly, is not a great movie! I know what the filmmakers want as far as teenage angst and the emotional violence brought to and in some cases, by, adolescence, but the film did not go there completely. I even tried to re-watch this movie after the Toronto International Film Festival to give it a second go, but it became more laughable to me.

  • If you want an allegorical, or heck, even ironic look at high school and monsters representing teenage angst, look no further than the far superior Buffy the Vampire Slayer tv series!

    Thanks for watching :)

    Manny

  • Once again Manny you are fun to watch AND more entertaining than any film that you could ever review! Except of course if the movie was MANNY THE MOVIE! Mwah sweetie!

  • Aw...thanks so much, and how have you been? Hope you're having a great day!

  • Awesome review Manny, also did you see cloudy with a chance of meatballs in 3d and if you did is the the 3d good?!! :D

  • Yes, the 3-D was good...there were some shots made for the technology that you'll love :) have fun!

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  • did u even watch jennifer's body?! it was so funny, guess it depends on your kind of humor tho

  • i saw jennifers body tonight i thought it was really good 3.5 out of 5 maybe 4 maybe...

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  • jeez, geek!

    Keep your fucking thoughts to ur self...

    Try making a movie, It ain't that freaking easy, u fat fuck!

  • the idea of this movie was cool,but it was to be developed into a more mature way,instead of making a fuckin teenager story for storytellin kids.the only decent thing of this movie is megan fox,wich makes it become as big as a skycraper(you already understood what,yes?),the rest is zero,nothing,a fail.

  • this movie sucked big time

  • I dont see whats wrong with this movie! It's awesome!!!

    IT'S MY FAVOURITE MOVIE EVER!!!!

  • This fails...I wanna see her die....>_<

  • super chido..... q tremenda tia

  • jennifers body is a perfect example of what the illuminati does. What I mean by this is why they sell their soul to the devil and what the outcome will always be.

  • what a horrible movie...

  • she is vrey vrey pretty.lol

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