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Instrumental Beat by KThxMusic http://www.youtube.com/kthxmusic
Featuring Peter Chao http://www.youtube.com/pyrobooby
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LYRICS
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VERSE 1--
(Neal)
This season's all I need to get by and you know it
chillin in my onesie living by the moment
presents wrapped up so I egg nog chug
grab my oreos and milk and I Jordan dunk it
(Matt)
Dunkaroos I'm rolling with the crew
5 guys 1 couch blowing holiday balloons
holiday spirit, holiday afternoons
surround sound watching holiday cartoons
(Neal)
Reindeer Fresh
(Matt)
Santa Claus swag
(Neal)
Damn, London Tiptons got me feeling all bad
(Matt)
Dude shes mine I shottied her last week
(Neal)
I thought you said Miley Cyrus, my bad
(Matt)
Snow ball fights,
(Neal)
Wal mart cart races
(Matt)
Pictures done with Santa
(Neal)
First name basis
(Matt)
I sat on his lap , and I pulled on his beard
(Neal)
Are you telling me that Santa's not real...
[Chorus]
What the eff is this?
Can't believe you lied to me
To the fat dude in the suit
Hope you hit a Christmas tree
Cause this ain't what I been told
You can suck on my north pole
This holiday just brings me pain
No amount of candy canes can take away
VERSE 2--
(Justin)
Hoppin out of bed its that time of year again
Wonder what i got more money to spend
Underneath the tree hoping its a PS3
Or could it be season 3 on dvd of glee
(Jason)
Thanks mom and dad i knew you'd find a way
To get my Justin Bieber barbie on this very special day
Oh look it came with some accessories
A hairbrush and a really sweet melody
(Justin)
Baby Baby Baby oh ..
NO-- its my turn where my presents at yo
(Jason)
Brother you were late so i hope you get coal
(Justin)
Top of the naughty list you know thats how i roll
(Jason)
Well whatever Biebs brings boys to the yard
(Justin)
Man I tear open my presents I don't even read the card
(Jason)
You sure you wanna do that you've done that before
(Justin)
Oh my god! NINTENDO 64?!
[Chorus]
What the eff is this?
Can't believe you lied to me
To the fat dude in the suit
Hope you hit a Christmas tree
Cause this ain't what I been told
You can suck on my north pole
This holiday just brings me pain
No amount of candy canes can take away
VERSE 3--
(Peter Chao)
Its that time of year I do it my way
Peter Chao chowing down on the chow mein
Fuck the turkey it be all about the ducky
And my mom gave me a dreidel all I wanted was a beyblade
Mayday change the game heres my list mayne
This time of year I hit on elves at the malls
Drunk Chao spike my eggnog with some whiskey
I tell em mudabitches to just jingle my balls
Buddha Buddha Buddha the other shit don't matta
If the Grinch stole Christmas Peter Chao stole santa
Ho ho ho smashing bulbs in the cold
Yo I don't eat candy canes I eating spring rolls
Snow blows makes my nipples so icicle
5 verse 1 hit a kid riding tricycle
Kick an elf in the testicle
911 cause that bitch needs a medical...
[Chorus]
What the eff is this?
Can't believe you lied to me
To the fat dude in the suit
Hope you hit a Christmas tree
Cause this ain't what I been told
You can suck on my north pole
This holiday just brings me pain
No amount of candy canes can take away
Okay, so I get you guys want to get famous and all, I'm glad you guys are doing your thing, but either way, I think you guys are way too good to be rapping or singing with people who can't rap or sing at all.
But either way, I'm glad you guys are getting promoted by Peter Chao and such.
Keep doing your thing and I hope you guys can produce some legit music sometimes soon...
That's what I subscribed for.
Merry Christmas.
ideCkz 2 months ago 12
@ideCkz Thanks for your honesty and we're glad you still follow our music. We're fully aware that we've been writing comedic material these past videos but we want you and EVERYONE to know that we're constantly writing SERIOUS music behind all of this. This video is actually our last comedy vid for a very long time. Oh and we're releasing a new track tomorrow, so watch out for that.
GMVibeMusic 2 months ago 14
when is the full one coming out
sifthead5 2 months ago
@sifthead5 It's already out, just click the annotation at the end!
GMVibeMusic 2 months ago