"Christmas Is Pain" by Roy Zimmerman

words and music by Roy Zimmerman

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This video was shot at 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valey, CA. Thanks to Lucy Mercer and Mark Pitta.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Political
• satire
• humor
• funny
• song
• Christmas
• Hanukkah
• Kwanzaa
• Holiday
• starving
• ear
• hungry
• Dylan
• harmonica

[neomp5]

and the carols are playing in every store

sung by has-beens no one wants to hear anymore

and it drives you so crazy that you can barely contain

christmas is pain

[RoyZimmerman]

@neomp5 - Excellent!

[xxzmikezxx]

@zunathanzu isnt that the point.....? its supposed to be painful. or did i read too much into it?

[TheRutgrr]

Would anyone be kind enough to provide the chords to this? It's obviously capo six... :\

[pyramidheadrocks]

Once we liberals win the war on Christmas this will be the new national anthem.

[1nvoluble]

This song has become a classic for me. It isn't Christmas until I hear the horrible screech of Roy's harmonica.

[mjgross2]

Ooh, do we get to write new verses?!

"And your parents have passed out from too much egg nog

And the fireman put out your synthetic yule log

And your nephew ran over your toes with his shiny new train

Christmas is pain"

[LunarMovements]

@magottyk He is what he is and we love him for it. No modification is necessary. Thanks anyway.

[neomp5]

@RoyZimmerman

wow, thanks.

seems to me there`s also room for verses featuring the companions of saint nicholas in the european traditions, the krampus who beats bad children with a birch cANE or chAIN, and black peter who abducts the bad children and takes them away to spAIN