MAD MONKEY ATTACK! Singapore at Executive Golf Course off Mandai

It was all so peaceful that Wednesday evening as I video taped some cute monkeys. That is, until they ATTACKED ME!

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[thomastimlen]

NEW ADVICE: Spotted today on the National Parks website:

What you should do when approached by monkeys

Park visitors

When approached by the monkeys, you should look down and walk at least 1.5 metres away from them. Do not look into their eyes or bare your teeth as these are signs of aggression and challenge.

Keep food and snacks in haversacks and not in plastic bags. Do not eat in the presence of monkeys.

[thomastimlen]

This sign is posted in Singapore's MacRitchie Reservoir Park: Safety Advisory. Monkeys may approach you if you are carrying food items. If approached, avoid eye contact, discard the food items and move away from them. Please call 1 800 471 7300 for enquiries.

[thomastimlen]

Another great defence against aggressive monkeys is a laser pointer - aim it at the ground around their feet and it scares them off.

[CosmicThrash]

My cousin and I were at Henderson Wave when about 5-6 monkeys went towards us and starting going through our stuff. When I wanted to take my bag(which had our IC & car keys) they attacked us. I fell when running -_-" but I think that scared them off. Alot of ppl looking but too scared to help. I ended up with a sprained right arm.

Something should be done. Their fangs are huge!!

[thomastimlen]

@CosmicThrash

Part 2:

Avoid eye contact as this is a threat as well. Try to focus on their hands or something other than the face.

Be the bigger primate. Don't yell, scream or sing to the monkey. Being aggressive will only get you attacked. You are the human, you have the frontal cortex, you can differentiate between right and wrong. So don't act like an idiot.

[thomastimlen]

@CosmicThrash

Part 3:

In my case, 2 things got the monkeys to back off; first the car horn that sounded when I used the remote to unlock the car, and then I stamped my foot hard on the ground.

Sadly I can't find any advice on the National Parks website regarding what to do if monkeys decide to attack.

[jburdman7]

Now THATS what I call "A big Mac-aque attack"

or A Mandai Mac-aque attack if you so choose.

(Somehow I don't think the burger chain will embrace my levity.)

[CosmicThrash]

I really think the npark should do something about it cause their fangs are HUGE! imagine if we had been bitten. Omg!

Thanks for the tips. I just hope I won't encounter monkeys again. Hahahah!

[thomastimlen]

@CosmicThrash

Part 1:

Some advice on how to handle a monkey attack from WikiHow:

Stay calm in the unfortunate and unlikely event that you are attacked.

If the monkey charges you, don't fight back. The monkey can run, jump and climb better than you. Find something to get in between you and the monkey; a garbage can lid, a car or a steel door, anything you have that works.

Never show your teeth. To a monkey, a big toothy grin means a challenge. He will definitely attack you.

[thomastimlen]

@CosmicThrash These monkeys are really becoming aggressive! I also had another encounter in Admiralty Park but fortunately I was on my bicycle and managed to escape!

What saved me at Executive Golf Course was my car! I ran back to the parking lot (that is the blurry part of the video) and when I unlocked the car the horn sounded - which startled the monkeys. Realizing that they were confused, I then slammed my foot on the pavement and that was what got them to retreat.

How did you escape?