PVMS- If I were not a Teacher Skit

The 8th grade team at Patuxent Valley Middle did a skit for the kids called, If I were not a Teacher to pep them up before MSA's!

The cadence goes like this....
If I were not a teacher I know just hat Id be If I were not a teacher a _______ I would be, an as you pass me by- this is what youd here me cry....

The roles from Right to Left-
Mr. Danley- Coffinmaker, 6 by 4 and nail them to the floor, DIG!
Mr. Chiang- Birdwatcher, Hark,hark I think I see a Lark, SPLAT!
Ms. Dill- middle schooler, Call my parents, I dont care, no thats not my underwear!
Mrs. Austin- Milkmaid, Come on Bessie Give, my babys gotta live!
Mrs. Bellamy- Chicken Plucker, Pluck that chicken, Pluck that chicken , wring its dirty neck BLEAGH!
Mrs. Tingen- Stewardess,Heres your coffee, heres your tea, and your paper bag, BARF!
Ms. Summe- Ice Cream Maker, Ushy Gushy, Ushy Gushy, Good ice Cream (SNORT)
Mr. Williamson- Rapper, Turn up the Treble, Turn up the Bass, hands up in this place!
Mr. Howe- Baker, Roll that dough, punch it down for the best buns in town (SHAKES BUTT)
Mrs. Mcintosh- Boxer, Punch em once punch em twice, knock em out POW!
Ms. Reider- Cowgirl, Grab your saddle, grab your reigns, get your horse, NEIGH

Category:

Education

Tags:

• PVMS
• PatuxentValleyMiddle
• Teachers
• MSA

[aflyingsqurel]

i didnt know Mr. Williamson taught 8th grade

[xFrosttt]

:O

[dlxHazedxlb]

this is terrible, at my school they SANG this

[purplecousins100]

mr. williamson is the best!!

[HollywoodBarnes0808]

LMAO hahhaha too funny

[TheCrazeGamer]

LOL I remember this

[TricksAtHome]

lol Mr. W was a rappa....

[veronicaCshow]

i allways new mr williamson was a gangster(:

[SMiLZ345]

lmfo mr chaing and ms summe look hella goofy lol

[mypainhurtsforever]

it was more than disturbing