Mad Dog the Creator - The Mad Dog Eats

catch me
where mad dog is eating
catch a
big bad brooklyn beating


yo im in palace fried chicken every day
and if im not eating chicken then im aroudn the way

bitch dont ask me if wanna go get weeded
sit around do nothing and act conceited
come up to the dog ask him if he got five on it
you better be willing to put your life on it
i see enough fuckin dead eyes in the neighborhood
so don't tell that's like it's all good
get your act together get a job
stop trying to front like you a member of the mob

matter of fact palaced fried chicken not healthy either
i once got a two piece special and then i had a seizure

learn how to talk good english as well
mad dog feeling swell
at the top of the church ringing the bell

now things ain't the same for you grimy little bastards
walking around collecting change so you can get plastered
ain't a single damn trade that you tried to master
you already on the fade and you already fading faster

sure you got a fresh fade and a blue northface
walking around with the blue spraypaint
but you ain't writing nothing and you can' explain
you don't get points for just writing your name

word to your mom, dad and your pastor
your brother you sister and your hamstor
when you ask the right questions you will receive the answer
and you know mad dog is the greatest dancer

now break

fresh to the death in the white hoodie
ugh im bout to get a woodie
looking at all the ladies at new york university
such diversity
asian black and white
tender young and tight

man i wish i could have sex with all these bitches

oh wait
this rap is about how suck
ugh
now i don't give a fuck
but wait
i got to see yoru stupid face
so
don't be a disgrace
now
now put on a clean shirt
put on some clean shoes
come to the show and
watch mad dog clean house with these fool
stand in the back and just say cool

now you wonder whty the healthy bitch
with the good dentist
don't look yoru way
and dont show interest

you better take your check from circuit city
invest in the best for your biddy

fix up her nose and enlarge her titty
get a brazilian wax for her kitty
study a mad dog track and learn to be witty
and when you walk down the street hum this diddy

now all those lines about investing in your biddy
son you got to know i was kidding
if you fix her up you sap
she just gonna come and dance on mad dog lap
so break
break
dont fake
just break

Every ounce of gold on Earth was formed in a super nova. Every ounce of Mad Dog's skill was bestowed upon him by Allah himself. Every ounce of weed you smoke probably makes you sillier.

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[elganch]

this shi ti shot

[MeAndMyMonkey1]

this shit is illl..