The Ricky Gervais Show - Karl on Noah's Ark

From season 2 episode 6. The musings of a genius.

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[mazzabear1967]

@cropies Dont....talk.....shit.

[darthspliffius]

Noah's diary: Day 39.

Unicorn pie is fucking delicious!

[MrManson94]

the think is though.. It doesn't say anywhere how Noah saved all of the plants from the gigantic flood, and yet they are all here today.

[MrCrushus]

@CalabusDabus Not all birds can fly, and only the long migratory birds would have been able to fly the whole time, most would have drowned through lack of energy/food. Most insects dont live long enough naturally to survive the flood, but wouldnt have had the conditions to produce offspring, and would have died out during the flood. The whole story makes no sense. You still havent properly answered how he rounded up all the animals either. because it didnt happen.

[CalabusDabus]

@MrCrushus Birds can fly and swim. A lot of insects can fly and survive under water, a lot would die, but more than enough would survive.

[MrCrushus]

@CalabusDabus no i was asking how the birds and insects survived. Also, no read the bible god gave him a few weeks notice before the flood to start building the boat. He didnt tell him, in 800 years you must round up all the animals.

[CalabusDabus]

@MrCrushus 1, I'd assume they brought food... and 2 Noah lived to be around 860 years old. He had a very long time to build an ark and then round up all the animals. Also, he had a very large family that he brought along with him.

[MrCrushus]

@CalabusDabus well then 2 things. 1. How did they survive the floods? Secondly how did he get all the animals...It has never made sense. How could he haev possibly rounded up 2 of every animal.

[CalabusDabus]

@MrCrushus Why won't people try to read the bible before they argue about it. He didn't bring any birds, or insects.

[MrCrushus]

@CalabusDabus So you mean that Noah brought 2 birds? Then they evolved, into all the species of birds we have today. Also, adaptation is an integral componant of evolution, why would you beleive in adaptation and not evolution?

[CalabusDabus]

@MrCrushus Adaptation ≠ Evolution. Just because bacteria mutates when it splits doesn't mean its evolving. It will always be bacteria. Its the same for large things. They may change slightly to conform their surroundings, but that cat will always be a cat.

[MrCrushus]

@CalabusDabus horses arent the same as zebras. they just look alike. if he did what you are saying, you have to beleive in evolution.