"Prince of Persia: Sands of Time Review" (funny movie review)

The Schmoes grabbed their daggers and prepared for a tale of derring-do this weekend...how would our heroes size up Jake Gyllenhall? Would they fall in love with a princess? Are there snakes?? Enjoy!

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[aragon131]

Sounds like you enjoyed the performances but did the film have a coherent plot? Also I adore Megan Fox she makes me drool, I'd watch her read the phone book as long as she was doing it wearing something really short and tight.

[schmoesknow]

@aragon131 Welcome back Aragon! No, the plot sort of meanders after the first half an hour. You have to stop thinking, asking questions and just treat it like a ride at a theme park.

Megan Fox, I think I am one of the few but she does nothing for me. Gemma Arterton, however......

[ballsoutballistic]

She wasn't in rocknrolla, that was Thandie Newton who played the accountant in RnR, who was also in MI:2, Crash, and Beloved. Yeah, that chick.

[schmoesknow]

@ballsoutballistic Gemma Arterton was in RocknRolla, she played the character June.

[xtremegt2]

It's like you guys worked your hardest not to get the Carolla bump. How do you pull off alienating your audience like that?

[schmoesknow]

@xtremegt2 Say what? What do you mean Xtreme?

[gheith001]

I had fun with it. It may not be Inception, but it was a good family movie. Good action, ok plot, pretty good script, and well done acting. Not sure what everyone is shunning it down for.

[FuschiaLux]

Lol! Yeah the chick was smokin hot. Esp in clash of the titans

[pmunkyandpals11]

Honestly, the only reason I saw this movie is for the often shirtless Gyllenhall...

[mountaincritter]

Oh yeah, it's silly and has a storybook plot, but this movie is just so much //fun//! Some nights, I'm not up to watching a "film"--I just want to see a movie. This was perfect for nights like those. I strongly disliked the 2nd and 3rd "Pirates of the Caribbean" flicks, but Prince of Persia reminded me of the 1st"Pirates"--both are fun, funny, cool, kind of rambunctious action-adventure flicks. Reminded me of being a kid; also, Prince of Persia is wins as a successful game-based movie.

[tselliott]

Take a nap. You did good.  :)

[wildwolves8]

a prince of Persia with a British accent, same thing for the princess,hahahahah

hilarious.

[SNAKEEYESSAM]

i saw this guy as the gay cowboy and i cant ever go see a movie with him again.

just cant do it.

the movie looked good but it also looked alot like the mummy movies.

[sachaput]

Great review of a movie that will probably be fun to catch on DVD. You guys are the best!

[Serdikhan]

"Prince of Persia" and "Sex and the City 2". Since "Prince of Persia" does more for the female audiences than SatC 2. And Sex and the City 2 ain't a guys' movie by most standards and it's considered a terrible movie, people and couples should go see "Prince of Persia". A PG-13 rated dessert-theme, fantasy action, adventure that couples can enjoy like they enjoy romance movies

[OYE87]

It was okay. I wasn't expecting a masterpiece because it's based on a video game and we all know how they end up.