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Warning: Adult Content .....Just a rap that I made trying to be funny, enjoy,please subscribe, leave comments, tell me what you think.
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U Wanna know what happens when im going to the clubs
I am acting like a pimp bitches knowing that im buzzed,
Picture me, with some Trojans and some buds
Saying girls get with me and youll be rolling on some dubs
Smoking on some blunts,
And maybe if im genourous
choking on some nuts
That's about the time my nose gets
broken from a punch
But I suppose its kinda fun,
those hoes are so dumb
How do they not don't know the
show that im from
You've seen me on bang bros
making girls cum
I love to spank those
naked girls bums
Ah ho wow that's way to much info
The only babes I satisfy are those nymphos
With those dimples
On there backs relax its so simple
Im popping cherries like ur popping pimples
Cops stop watch those cocks will tinkle
Their pants, hear chants,
when I pants chris crinkle
In the mall in front of all of you
Its not my fault its what ballas do
ull laugh and fall when I fallow through
ms clause loves my balls and
she swallows too
and I also got the alcoholic flu
And I bet you never heard of that before
Were never satisfied about the Ass we score
Well Drink a whole keg and then go back for four
Just to make sure, it aint a shit party
I hate those whore and so does chris farly
And if your not smart enough understand that
God dam it man than you should stand back
Let ur pants sag and get some serane wrap
And use it as a condom cus ur so slow
Ur momma gets a honkin for those jokes
That I just spit, now I must quit
No Im just joking who does this?,
Who loves this?, who doesn't?
It doesn't matter cus you buzzing
You fucking,
should take ur drugs and flush them
No fussing, no shoving
I get the hoes like mc lovin
I fill those holes like a muffin
Im not bluffing, pot puffing
and you know I wont stop cussing
Like you know the cops wont stop busting
Like you know the sluts wont stop lusting I know my flows disgusting

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[TheJDMESSI]

Why wait to drink water once the camera is on?

[jethier1]

@TheJDMESSI I coughed on purpose just so I could say it was straight vodka, I thought it would be funny.

[X3porvidasurside]

ok its not terrible.... but whats up with the whole thing about smokin blunts at the beggining...then u pull a take ur drugs and flush them on us???? mixed signals man shit but in my mind marijuana isnt a drug its a medicine or just a fuckin plant back up off the shit.

[jethier1]

@X3porvidasurside I didnt say take your marijuana and flush it, I said drugs, I was talking about people that have real addictions saying they should take their drugs and flush them.

[cwtrehill]

chewing on some nuts ...... lol u gay

[jethier1]

@cwtrehill "picture me with some trojans and some buds, saying GIRLS get with me and you'll be rolling on some dubs, smoking on some blunts, and maybe if I am generous, choking on some nuts" its gay to let girls choke on your nuts???

[thecodfather420]

@TheJDMESSI thats exactly what i said

[NotMeNeverYou]

so he likes to chouk on nutss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chrisXX98]

tht was awesome!



[jlace409]

i thot this wasa fat 12 year old at first lmao

[iLikeTuhTroll]

@mrtwink187 Shut the fuck up you probably have a whole in your hand from jacking off so much, He raps better then you, You smell like shit. I had sex with your sister. Thanks! Bye.



[MsSavannah97]

:) :)

[PerplexionFilms]

Bitch Please beat

[jakeboxing]

youve got nice flow man

[Th3Apollo7]

240p like a boss

[CrissAngelFan211]

sorry press 3