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Uploaded by on Oct 11, 2011

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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince was released at an important moment in film history -- namely, the last moment when actor Rupert Grint (aka, Ron Weasley) could say "I will definitely be in two more films." There is a version of this movie that's about a prince who accidentally donated half his blood in a drive at work, and Harry Potter keeps chasing that guy and saying "Hey, you donated too much blood, come back here you dang Half-Blood Prince!" Unfortunately, that version exists only in the mind of a stoned guy who read the title and collapsed in such a giggle fit that it took three Best Buy employees to drag him out of the store.

Mike, Kevin, and Bill put on their favorite "Dumbledore 4 Life" and "Albus will NEVER die" t-shirts for this one: please savor their exquisite heartbreak and join them for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince!


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  • "Harry, do as I say."

    *The Harry Potter series summed up in five words.*

    Ain't that the truth lol

  • Dragon balls?

    Yes, Prof Snape, you see, if you get all seven of the you get to make one wish but be careful the conciquesnces could be dire

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  • Yes! The Hufflepuffs are the real ones to blame. EXTERMINATE THE HUFFLEPUFFS IN DUMBLEDORE'S NAME!!!

  • "what do you suppose I'm eating?"

    "dragonballs"

    make a wish...

  • LMAO

  • @Kolbatsu *clears throat* OVER 9000!!!

  • @oliviasdaddy1 but hufflepuffs are...

  • @KashumeChar please don't kill me.

  • I always wanted to buy the DVD volumes of MST3K but their like $40-50 a box set.

  • death to the hufflepuffs....i want that on a t shirt

  • KILL THE HUFFLEPUFFS

  • "dragon balls?" LMFAO

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