Vote Eboue

A Party Political Broadcast on behalf of Emmanuel Eboue
Inspired by the Noise Collective campaign

Great Britain!
Dis coalition put de country in a terrible disposition
In a time of uncertainty and indecision
You need a man with vision!

So we got a hung parliament
No majority government
We run out disbully Gordon Brown
'Im face it a always in a frown
Now we got Sheriff Dave
'Im na but a big posh buffon
And then Deputy Nicky Clegg
He thought he'd win the election
But he actually ended up with an even smaller share of parliament

We all need a leader
In whom we can believe
Commitment, dedication
A man who can achieve
His promises lead to action
He will do just what he say
There's one man for Prime Minister
EMMANUEL EBOUE

CHORUS
Vote Eboue, Eboue, Eboue, Ha!

He will tackle the debt, it says so
Right here in his manifesto
Go hard on the Europeans
Head us out of a recession
Tax breaks on scones and biscuits
To enjoy your tea with cream
And massive immigration
To sort out the England team

And when it comes to football
He will make the game more fair
Divers will be rated for technicality and flair
If you boo your own players,
He'll deport you to Chelsea
That's the only place you scumbag fair-weather fans deserve to be

Lyrics and Music (c) 2010 IVotedEboue
Images culled from the net and appropriately altered

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[ohhellno23]

why does this not have more views?

[stanmo1992]

"If you boo your own players, They'll deport you to Chelsea" XDXDXD

[Jiezeru]

I hope Eboue loots your house

[kanenkitten]

@wacko9119: racist.

[antonpearson]

@wacko9119 you are an absolute disgrace.

[wacko9119]

ahahah black bastard

trophlyess gooners

french wanks

[ohhellno23]

ITUNES!!!

[sercanone]

:D

[AFCxSKiiLZx]

EBOUE XD

[lhasti]

Fantastic!