Endocarditis!

by Jdalonz, prod. by DJ Ra

An educational song about bacterial endocarditis. Music video coming soon.

"Endocarditis!" (Adapted from "Baby, I Like it"- Enrique Iglesias)

-'Jersey shore' version of video to feat. Mike "The Fibrillation", Sinus "Sweetheart", AVinny, DJ Purkinje D, J-WPW, Anginalina, Rhythm Ronnie, and QRSnookie- [Courtesy of Jprod]

lyrics copyright ©

Verse 1:
Girl, please excuse me if I'm coughing kinda strong,
but Ive got a cavitated nodule in my lung,
My tricuspid is damaged, platelets-fibrin might thrombose.
That vegetation's got it looking just like a jungle.

oooh, ooh,
Acute from staph aureus if you're an IVDU
oooh, ooh,
A fever and a murmur, baby, let me here you go:

Chorus:
Endocarditis! Changed hemodynamic flow
Endocarditis! Got a tender Osler's node,
Endocarditis! Ventricular septal hole,
Endocarditis! Endocarditis!

Aureus, viridans,
epidermidis, enterococcus

Verse 2:
Girl, please excuse, but my heart disease predisposed
My mitral valve is prolapsed and my arteries sclerosed,
strep viridans and group D giving me a subacute,
Bartonella culture negative you'll never even know!

oooh, ooh,
Anaerobes can't do it cuz they don't adhere to you
oooh, ooh,
A fever and a murmur, baby, let me here you go:

Chorus:
Endocarditis! Changed hemodynamic flow
Endocarditis! Got a tender Osler's node,
Endocarditis! Ventricular septal hole,
Endocarditis! Endocarditis!

Immune complexes, heart infection,
emboli to brain, skin, and lung,
Janeway lesions, spleen infarction,
Mycotic aneurysm.

Roth spot, petechiae
hematuria, arthritis

Chorus:
Endocarditis! Changed hemodynamic flow
Endocarditis! Got a tender Osler's node,
Endocarditis! Ventricular septal hole,
Endocarditis! Endocarditis!

Category:

Education

Tags:

• Endocarditis
• Baby
• like
• it
• Enrique
• Iglesias
• medicine
• medical
• school
• humor
• parody
• study
• song
• songs
• educational
• jersey
• shore
• infectious
• infective
• bacterial
• prophylaxis
• valve
• subacute
• symptoms
• treatment
• strep
• streptococcus
• jdalonz
• mitral
• staph
• staphylococcus

[sadamsbtown]

OMG!!! You just made my day!! Do you have the words? Do you have anymore of these wonderful nursing aides??

[Jdalonz]

@sadamsbtown Thanks for your comment! Yes- The lyrics to this song (and my other songs) are posted in the song description. You can view them if you click the "show more" tab directly below the video window, below where it says "An educational song about bacterial endocarditis..." Thanks for being a fan!

[fadilto]

Oh shit man good work. I had an exam 2 days from now and this song helped me retain some info.

[mehrdadWC]

Nothing has made me smile since I had endocarditis last year. This is amazing and thank you so much!!!! I had lot of the things mentioned, infective endocarditis, mycotic aniurisim....... I'm going to forward this to everyone I know ;-))))

[Tonsteroni]

Um.... YES PLZ!!!!!!! where has this shit been my whole life?!? So EFFING excited to dance to this shit with an A

[LINDAMISIREAL]

jajajajaj me hizo relajar bastante .... jajajaj VALVULA MITRAL QUE SU REGLA SEA NORMAL jajajajajaj FELICITACIONES ;)

YOU'RE THE BEST ;) ...

[ZDoggMD]

Yo, this is off the hook! Strong work homie.

[vizzio69]

LMAO hahaha great!

i'm thinking of using it for a presentation i've to do xD

[blacknoise]

You just made a few pages of Path easier. Thanks ;)