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Uploaded on Jun 30, 2006

FUNNY ELLEN STAND UP COMEDY!!

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  • RhiiiaNnOnXx

    Sometimes I like to watch old Ellen standup, close my eyes, and pretend it's Dory.

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  • FrancesKay1

    Homophobes are not real Christians. Real Christians believe that Homosexuality is wrong, but we do not judge others for it because we are all imperfect. I am Christian, I love everyone and I do not look down on a person for making a choice that I don't agree with. I'm no better than anyone else. What you said in your comment could not be farther from what a true follower of Jesus would say. Love others as He loved you.

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  • cullenmacgregor95

    You are a true Christian.

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  • Megann Rose

    How are they not "real Christians?" Just because they don't love the opposite gender they can't believe in God the "right way?" It's not wrong to be homosexual. I agree that Christians shouldn't judge because nobody's perfect, but there's nothing wrong with those people. Let them love who they want. It doesn't make a difference, God loves them just as much as anyone else.

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  • Zac M.

    I suppose the part of the bible where they say that gays should be put to death is a part you ignore. You can't pick and chose the parts you like and dislike. If so, then you are not a "real Christian".

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  • Endofcivilization

    got bad news for you. this god that we humans have created, he's not real. do good because it feels good, not to kiss god's ass.

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  • MrMaddoggin

    God I miss her sitcom

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  • MrMaddoggin

    Agreed, somehow it goes there every time tho

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  • HEIRLESSful

    Gosh she's beautiful!

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  • wow30001

    WTF does religion have to do with a standup comedy.

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  • Callum Philipson

    As kind as your reply is, please don't refer to being gay as a choice. It is not a choice, yes people can choose to be open with being gay and have a same sex relationship but the person being gay is not the choice.

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