Panda Commerical

My friend Katherine likes to write commericals. :) I decided to make one into a movie :D Because I'm just that obsessed with pandas. :]

Here is the actual script: :O
P1: We are going to donate 10% of all of our profits to the National Panda-Bear Saving Association at Rite-Aid Stores!

P2: Didn't we already do this? We're not even going to do it, we're just saying it. Just like in our 2nd commercial.

P3: Shhhh! That's not on the script, plus it gives away our evil scheme!

(P1 continues as if nothing happened)

P1: In fact, we are so committed to this that we have even decided to make the panda our official mascot!

P4: We borrowed this very special panda from China, and she will be here for a limited time only for you to see! Think, a REAL PANDA!

P2: And by borrowed you mean stole from officials that you trapped in Jell-o.

P3: SHHHH! THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT EITHER!

P2: I DON'T CARE.

P3: YOU SHOULD!
(P2 and P3 have their backs turned to each other)
(panda is just sitting there, when P2 accidentally spills a Fixers onto it, and it drinks it)
(panda goes psycho crazy and destroys whole set)
P5: Well, you all see that we have everything under control (smash, bang, destroy sounds) and that no one is hurt.
P6: IT'S EATING MY BUTT, WHADDUYAMEAN NO ON IS HURT?????!!!!
P5: Heh heh, I meant the panda isn't hurt.
P4: AND DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THE PANDA??????
P5: Princess Melissia does!!!

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• panda
• pandas
• commericals
• commerical
• katherine
• weird
• rite
• aid
• aids