Teach Me How to do Math (Division Math Rap)

(Parody of Teach Me How To Dougie by Cali Swag District)

aye! aye!
Teach me how to do math (aye!)

[Verse 1:]
They be like teach
Can you teach me how to divide?
...Ya know why?
Cause I show my Pioneer Pride (SK!)
All I need are some real good problems
And for you, you, you to back me up and check them!
Put your divisor down, on the outside
Dividend in the house, now come on and divide
Set up your problem before we begin
How many times it goes in?
Step one is divide, and two is multiply
Find the product; line your numbers right on up
Subtract is next, gotta find the difference
Bring down that number hangin' on the end
Now we just gotta start all over again
Divide, Multiply...Subtract, Bring down
I make the math easy when we get down into it
This one's not bad, so let's get to it

[Chorus]
Teach me how to do math
Teach me-teach me how to do math
Teach me how to do math
Teach me-teach me how to do math
Everybody do math!
Every, everybody do math
Everybody do math
I check my work when I do math!

[Verse 2]
I'm Ms. McHugh
There's no need to laugh
You know I'm from Ohio, but I'll teach you how to do math!
Step up in my class, and listen to what I say,
"If you must divide, there's really just one way,"
I hear da' class screamin like "Aye! That's OK!"
"First you divide, then you multiply."
They're like "How you do that?" when I divide on the fly,
"Next is subtract, gotta find the difference"
"This is what is left, does that make sense?"
Bring down...is all you need to do. Start all over,
Check your work when you are through.
I take this to the class when I show 'em how to do math!


[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Back to the class you know I really like to divide
It's really making groups of any given size
DMSB first, multiply to check your work
Wait there's something left over...let's take a look!
That little guy there, he's called a remainder
Make it a fraction, it's the numerator
Divisor is down in the denominator
We killed that problem just like the terminator!
See math is magical when you get down and focus
We be like Harry Potter, son, and do some hocus pocus
Now pick up your pencil and turn on your brain
Just like Lil' Wayne, we're gonna make it rain
...Heeeeey! You really gotta know this!
DMSB, yo, it just takes a little practice
I like to do math and get everybody thinking,
I yell "Class", they say "yes"...and everybody do math

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[HisNumberOneGirl430]

I love this video . This is my old school ! I had the awesome teachers that made up the awesome videos! I miss you guyss ! Love Aubss (:

[mathtchrs]

@HisNumberOneGirl430 We miss you too, Aubrey! Hope you love 6h grade! Don't forget about us :)

[sassyelnumerouno]

give that teacher a raise!!!!!!! man i want her to teach my little buckeye

[mathtchrs]

@sassyelnumerouno why thank you! :) I had as much fun as they did!

[kenzierosem]

i was in this! so embarising...this was so fun though

[mathtchrs]

@kenzierosem Oh Kenzie, don't be embarrassed :) not many kids can say their 4th grade teacher put them on YouTube! It was fun, though, wasn't it?

[flipminohd184]

I'm sooo sorry but I think 9 people may have hit the wrong button. But the other 102 hit the right button. : )

[17Ajla]

We listen to this in class to know how to divide it helped me and we all dance when we hear this!!

[TheKellie4me]

it is cool

[prettygirl85273]

wow goodi good good my class is doing a video like that but not the same stuff

[thatgir123456]

Come to my school please

[thatgir123456]

Can you please come to my school for my first period and teach us.this

[HisNumberOneGirl430]

@mathtchrs i do very much !

i could never forget about you guys(:

[23Pedromartinez]

like do you teacher

[allcountrygirls]

I remanber when i was in school and we would watch this in math class.