ANNIE Rehab ("Rehab" Parody)

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Oh heyy don't worry if you don't get cast. The Sun'll come out tomorrow! Or, you know, not.

DREAM'S DON'T DIE IF YOU DON'T LET THEM!!!

Special guest star HONEY GOLD as "Sandy"

ANNIE REHAB

Lyrics by Alyssa May Gold
Originally by Amy Winehosue

I really wanted to play Annie when I was fo fo fo
Auditioned 90 times
I knew all of the lines
But dontcha know, know know
Always got to the last call
Then I was too short or too tall
I just wanted to play Annie but they said No, NO, NO

Since then Ive tried other things
Like playing drums and tap dancing
But my neighbors found me so annoying
That I went back to auditioning

Mamma Mia would be a dream
But they dont want Sophies who look fifteen

Got called back for Spring Awakening, wanted it so, so, so
I said in that hayloft
I WILL take my dress off
But they said no, no, no,
Id belt Mama Who Bore Me
And thered still be no part for me
Ill just keep rockin with a hair brush
Til they recast that show show show

Got my headshots, my book and hot tea
In the messenger bag I always wear on me
I pay dues to SAG, AFTRA and EQUITY
But who do I pay to get a shot at a tony?

Sometimes wished that I was hotter
Or looked less likes the directors ex-wifes bratty daughter

My daddy got me tickets for hair
I loved that show, show, show
I watched all those hippies
Wondered could that be me?
Oh I think so, so, so

Sang Frank Mills for the casting crew
It didnt work out, so you know what Imma do?
Im gonna go to my piano
And just get started writing my own show

Gonna have a part for me
Ill even be my own understudy

So maybe now its time to let this annie business go, go, go
Dump my curly red wig
The day I make it big with my own show, show, show
About an orphan from New York City
Who grew up and got super pretty
I think Im gonna name her Sandy
No thatll be her dog dog dog...


Copyright 2009

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  • brilliant video ! u should be on broadway ! beautiful and sing ok too ! well funny, cheared me up !go girllllllllllllllll x

  • lol this made me laugh. I want to be on Broadway too…but I'm 15. lol! great job!

  • Hah, this is funnayy(:

  • Brilliant!

  • That was really cute.

  • This should have more views

  • i'm speechless

  • I was the same part in Annie every time I was in Annie. so... 3 times!

  • That was WONDERFUL!!!!

  • LOL OMG thats awesome!

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