VEDM: Vino

Tis about wine. Rejoice! Or fall over, one of the two.


1) The subtle tones of it's mellow silky timbre.

2) It's smooth relay with the taste buds as it washes away your troubles.

3) The way it sits in it's vessel not unlike an expectant beverage.

4) It's velvety liquid quality brought upon by some magic of the winery that only monks and people who own bookshops know.

5) It's purple

6) "To be or not to be?" Doesn't matter, there's wine.

7) The way it inspires poetry of such a degree that even the Vogons themselves weep.

8) How, if you were to have a Merlot with fish, it would make the upperclassmen on the table next to you leave in indigence.

9) It is deceptively intoxicating.

10) The way it robs you of any rational thought only to be replaced with over romanticised drivel, borrowed heavily from Wilde and Wordsworth, who's prose you know none of, yet fain to be fluent in. Thus making your party cringe with mortification and your spouse consider divorcing your sorry arse, yet you feel content in the knowledge that you have made a fine evening of it and bettered yourself and your company. All because of wine.

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[ckXcore]

Another great video voice over doo-dad! And you have a humor of that of Tim Minchin. Awesome.

[TheEditingShop]

@ckXcore That is a compliment of such magnitude that the brain cannot comprehend *explodes*.

[nursepeachy]

I think if our paths were to cross, I might fall very much in love with you. *sigh*

[TheEditingShop]

@nursepeachy :3 *blushes*

[Justtubed]

All because of Joel.

[TheEditingShop]

@Justtubed Yep. Always is. Wait . . .

[molliechick]

Oh my gosh.....your voice......oh sigh.....wow.

[WhereJazzMeetsFunk]

FAVOURITE VIDEO EVER.

Why do we not drink wine together more often? How about band practices starting again at my recently acquired studio, with wine?

[streetlighthalos]

Wonderful!! A glorious ode to wine!

[kimberkali77]

I absolutely loved this. I would totally listen to a documentary if you were the narrator.

[TheEditingShop]

@aquatius5 I aim to please ;P