Zero Punctuation: The Sims 3
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>Trilby hats
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.
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Someone needs to get laid :|
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"So what I’m saying is ‘all women are evil,’ bewitching innocents with their insidious emotions, absorbing our manhoods into their rank, bloodstream spam sandwiches. Who needs ‘em. Incidentally I’m still not gay."
Yeah, that's right, Yahtzee. Say it enough times, it might come true!
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is it me, or was there a fight club reference somewhere in this review...
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@smartass921 The virginity is strong with this one.
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@smartass921 Just another slave to EA's shit spangled fail of a game that devours your life, makes you grow a pussie, and finally makes you listen to their klu klux klan like language.
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i played the sims2 and only really had fun when i installed a buttload of clothing, appearance, and content mods.
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Chocolate cunnilingus machine? Where does he come up with such brilliant material! XD
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@eviedream Gotta disappoint ya, I didn't even finish Bioshock nor can I get myself to continue Atlas shrugged. I'd just seen Ryan's Death and made a smart one.
Did he just go from a Sims 3 review to a Women are Evil rant?
TheNewt24 2 months ago 32
i trapped one of my sims in a small room filled with garden gnomes and windows to see inside on every window
theres a 1x1 swimming pool on the floor and the fridge faces the wall so he cant eat
i made someone else fuck his girlfriend in the next room in full veiw from his little window
chocoletFIRE 3 months ago 10