Communists binoculars from inner most Laos forsale

Comrades,

My cherished binoculars are for sale. I bought these in 2004 in the North of Laos from a man who also offered tobacco, American soldiers dog tags and whisky infused with a monkeys paw.

These binoculars turn you into the most bad ass socialist hero in the world. Pull these out at the races with a cigar in your mouth and a suit cool enough to freeze the sahara and people will run for cover assuming that Dr. Bond's latest socialist villain is about to take the place down. You can just recoil and laugh menacingly at their cowardly reaction and then spark your cigar with a Cuban lighter. These binoculars are an opportunity not to be missed, they come right from the top of the heart of darkness.

They are green with a grip handle, they work better than a Havanan motor and they can focus on a distant object. Of course they also have glare protection, and some cool orange tints. Bid now and avoid disappointment, bidding ends on Monday 12th at 8:00pm.

If you are interested in buying these bad ass binoculars, here's the listing:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330448065503#ht_678w...

Otherwise, send me a message for a decent offer.

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