Dumb Noob #6

READ HERE FIRST!!! Jagex have recently done their best update to combat 76king, but the noobs do not like this change.

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Selling full rune ~Aasiwat9753! Selling full rune ~Aasiwat9753! Selling full rune ~Aasiwat9753!

Hey Aasiwat9753, can I buy the full rune?

Hey Dumb Noob! How much?

Well, I have 200gp on me, is that enough? Please tell me it is. I need that full rune badly!

Well i'll think about it, anyway, did you see the new update that jagex did?

Yea the greedy dictators released another update quickly, this time it was on a monday, they can't even update on the right days F F S.

They released like a halloween event where it doesnt even seem scary. It does not make me jump out of my chair like those freddy and jason movies do. In the event I had to get a spider out of the grim reapers bathtub, I thought we had to like gain his powers and make like super effects into eliminating the spider from that bathtub but no, we had to go to some shitty spider queen . And to get there was like super mega epically impossible along those web thingies, do you know how long it took me to get through that part? Like 5 hours, I want my money back fagex because you all fail and think that you can make us a bunch of circus freaks on the web tightrope thingy anytime you want us to be. And then at the end of the event we get some shitty spider to play with like it was a toy from my happy mean from macdonalds, yummy, anyway, that event was like for 5 year olds, there was like no super epic battle or anything all, we did was squeeze the spider to make cobwebs, which I think it means something more dirty and nasty that the jubelix is trying to hide from us so the next time

Sounds like a pretty kool event to me. The trouble is, I don't even know where the event is. I don't so no halloween event here sign, this is outrageous! Hey Aasiwat9753 is it true that AGeeEss is now 120 gigabills? I swear like no one has that amount of cash in the game.

No for fucks sake it isn't. It was like 45 Mill like yesterday, like because like the stupid jublex like nerfed 76kaying for like no reason at all, so now all of the stable godswords and armours are dropping like rocks, so that like all the noobs can afford them.

What are you saying exactly? Do you mean like er I can afford a BeeGeeEss?

Well its like fucking ridiclously now, gagex has made like the grand exchange update 3 times today for like no effing reason, its like unfair because like I have a bandos godsword and its like now 10 Mill according to world 2, tomorrow i bet its going to be like 5 Mill, the jujumax so really think about the effects of the update before releasing it. Because like they nerfed everyone's godswords and now no one is going to wield godswords anymore because they are like too cheap, everyone is going to like wield like those mouldy pieces of shit that you call whips, and then you will nerf them too like you always do with your stupid hidden updates, you basically want us back in full bronze like in runescape classic, stop making the game harder jublex!

I buy your BeeGeeEss for my whole bank, which is like er 1.6 Mill gee pee. Oh sorry I fogot to carry the 1, its actually 1.6 K gee pee.

Like I put a lot of effort into this new account that I brought 5 days ago with like all my in real life cash. And I buy Bandos Godsword for like 25 Mill, and now its dropped to 22 Mill in the G E, and its never going to go back up to that price again. I can't remember the last time it was below 20 Mill, but now its like 10 Mill street price on world 2 I heard, I can't live anymore. I swear I am like going to commit suicide in the real life MMORPG because the jubelix is ruining something that I enjoy doing, and once I die, then they will change the update back!

Dude? Didn't you listen to me? I buy your BeeGeeEss for 1.6 K gee pee? My mum is calling me, I gotta go with her to something stupid soon.

I can't give you the silly godsword unless you have junk. And anyway, thats all that people can get in P V P now because the jublex ruined it. I heard that everyone is getting junk as their drops in P V P. 76kaying was like the best way to make money because it was like the pro est way and that everyone, noob and high level could make tons of money, thats fair I thought, but no jublex you ruin it. Now theres going to be a riot in like every world against this update and you will be forced to change it back in the next few days. Or like 99% of the RS population will quit and you J-Mods will all become unemployed! This is like the worst update ever, the jubelix failed yet again, how low can they get?

Wow dude you won't even sell your best friend a BeeGeeEss, bye loser...

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[gothone666]

this is funny what does he say at the beginning? like selling full rune 960k or something??

[MusketPower]

he says "selling full rune aasiwat9753. If you find it hard to understand some of the stuff that they are saying just expand the description part on the right. The dialogue is there.

[MusketPower]

Rate and comment pl0x :)

[hibob461]

Your all a bunch of noobs.

[nightviper12345]

is this a game? and if it is, what is it called

[imfromhell999]

lmao i luv theese vids

[NoKInFuc]

Lmfaooo 5/5